So the powerful California elected official didn't realize he was wearing a live mic as he shared the details of not one extramarital affair...

"She wears little eye-patch underwear," said Duvall, who is married with two children. "So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday—a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!" … "So, I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes, 'I know you like spanking me.' I said, 'Yeah! Because you're such a bad girl!'"

...but two extramarital affairs:

"Oh, yeah, Sher, Shar, Shar," Duvall said. "Oh, she is hot! I talked to her yesterday. She goes, 'So are we finished?' I go, 'No, we're not finished.' I go, 'You know about the other one [Barsuglia], but she doesn't know about you!'"

The spanker whose spunk is leaking out of Mistress #1 opposes gay marriage, is a defender of the traditional family ("he has voted time and time again to protect and preserve family values in California," according to a conservative group), and one of the women he's cheating with is a lobbyist with business before the California legislature. Quick! Can you guess?!? Is he a Republican or a Democrat? No peeking!

UPDATE: A television news report—with even more scandalous details—after the jump...