9/11: Obama speaks on the anniversary of 9/11.
Democrats Against War-Mongering President: Obama faces doubt from within on Afghanistan.
Don't Start With Me: Iran warns opposition leaders.
Of Course You Realize, This Means War: Rockets from Lebanon hit Israel.
Tell It to the Judge: Pakistani forces arrest Taliban leader.
Protecting the Bigots: Judge shields R-71 signers.
They Don't Need Any Money; They're Poor! G20 denies cash for developing nations.
They Don't Need Any Health Care; They're Poor! Top Democrats weaken on public option.
Jail to the Chief: Corrupt ex-president of Taiwan gets life in prison.
Stupid Media: Vilsack says media screwed up swine flu coverage.
Oozing Class: Kent man tells woman to have sex with him or he'll post nude photos of her on the internet.
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