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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Celeb The Penn

Posted by on Wed, Sep 16, 2009 at 8:40 AM

This is Sean Penn's new girlfriend, Jessica White:

jessica-white-08-1.jpg
The image of White (who is 25, Penn is 49—evidently, Robert Duvall's advice to young Penn was not wasted), which is from here, contains something of a mystery. What kind of place or situation is that? White seems to be in a teardrop trailer, but I've never seen a teardrop trailer (or any other type of trailer) with that kind of passenger seat. Maybe it is a pure invention, a space created just for the photo—which is all about the delicate impression her ass makes on that red passenger seat.

Update! The mystery is solved: White is not in a teardrop trailer or a boat but a car, an old woodie. Yes, a woodie! Cloudbustingkid provided the information.

 

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monkey 1
It's a bus. A very old bus.
Posted by monkey on September 16, 2009 at 8:45 AM
kitschnsync 2
Your blog entry on this subject is a pure invention, a space created just for the photo.

But that's OK because she is fucking hot. Yowza.
Posted by kitschnsync on September 16, 2009 at 8:49 AM
3
What size shoes does she wear?
Posted by Sasquatch on September 16, 2009 at 8:51 AM
eric (the other one) 4
Right on, Spicoli.
Posted by eric (the other one) on September 16, 2009 at 8:52 AM
5
here we go again
Posted by LeslieC on September 16, 2009 at 8:53 AM
6
Sasquatch, she looks tall and therefore her feet aren't going to be tiny. But more than that, the way she is posed means that the foreshortening and lens distortion makes her feet look bigger than they are. It's an optical illusion.
Posted by LeslieC on September 16, 2009 at 8:57 AM
7
In that picture she is inside an old woodie.

Now an old woodie is inside her.
Posted by cloudbustingkid on September 16, 2009 at 9:00 AM
Max Solomon 8
i think its in a old cris craft boat.

thanks for the cheesecake this morning, charles.

penn should know better, but you can't blame him.
Posted by Max Solomon on September 16, 2009 at 9:00 AM
9
it's a woody. and by that i mean the car.
Posted by woody on September 16, 2009 at 9:00 AM
10
looks like a woodie to me
Posted by chicagogreg on September 16, 2009 at 9:01 AM
11
Speaking of woodie.
Posted by steakhaus on September 16, 2009 at 9:05 AM
12
Dude, a little warning would nice before we open up your link at work ...
Posted by sall on September 16, 2009 at 9:12 AM
13
My links are safe for work 12. Better?
Posted by cloudbustingkid on September 16, 2009 at 9:18 AM
14
I have no idea what you just said.
Posted by low_sea on September 16, 2009 at 9:35 AM
schmacky 15
She looks to be around..what? 6'2"? Does she not tower over Penn?
Posted by schmacky on September 16, 2009 at 9:41 AM
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15
her feet are bigger than Penn
Posted by explain that, Leslie... on September 16, 2009 at 9:50 AM
chong 17
Well done, Penn! What a hottie!
Posted by chong on September 16, 2009 at 9:51 AM
18
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Posted by dwight moody on September 16, 2009 at 9:51 AM
19
Pure Chuck dick.
Posted by Chuck Dick on September 16, 2009 at 10:00 AM
julie russell 20
YUM
Posted by julie russell http:// on September 16, 2009 at 10:05 AM
oh, THAT 21
@15 - She towers over Penn but Penn's ginormous ego towers over her.
Posted by oh, THAT on September 16, 2009 at 10:37 AM
Indy 22
Who knew that winning an Oscar could have such awesome side-effects?
Way to go, Sean. You deserve it. Have fun.
Posted by Indy on September 16, 2009 at 11:59 AM
Quintus Slide 23
I think Sean Penn is a noisome pestilence whose outsized idiocy threatens always to eclipse the greatness of his work.

But fuck. I love her.
Posted by Quintus Slide on September 16, 2009 at 12:36 PM

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