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Politics How Do I Get You Off My Sheets?
Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Sep 18, 2009 at 8:55 AM
Rick Santorum is traveling to Iowa—of all places!—to give a speech.
Santorum will be speaking in Dubuque before the American Future Fund on October 1 as a part of their Conservative Lecture Series. The AFF sent me an email this morning inviting me to submit to a question for Rick Santorum. I doubt Santorum will answer my question—the one about the sheets (and it's a hypothetical, as we don't get santorum on our sheets because we do anal sex right)—but I submitted it anyway. You can submit your own question for Rick Santorum by going here.
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Dan, I know you're busy, but I think it's probably time to start updating SpreadingSantorum.com again. Best to get ahead of them early... if the first year of Obama's presidency has taught us anything, it's that we need to be organized and prepared for the inevitable return of the far-right wingnuts (not that they ever left, but I'll admit to being a little caught up in the Obama euphoria and not realizing how truly, virulently, they hated us, Obama, and the US...
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I have berber carpet in my home and have accidentally gotten some santorum on it in a sort of spray pattern. I've tried several carpet cleaning products but have been unable to completely clear the stain. Do you have any suggestions on how I might get it cleaned without damaging the carpet? (The carpet is beige in color)
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I tried to add santorum and saddlebacking to the neologism wikipedia page. Unfortunately, they removed santorum as a term...hmm, you'd think of the two terms, that santorum would be the one to "stick" :P
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My question:
Senator Santorum:
Our nation faces threats from terrorism, baby killers, and socialism. However, far more important is the treat of the homosexurals. Why aren't you doing more to round up and imprision or execute faggots?
Follow up question: Will they detect Poe?
Senator Santorum:
Our nation faces threats from terrorism, baby killers, and socialism. However, far more important is the treat of the homosexurals. Why aren't you doing more to round up and imprision or execute faggots?
Follow up question: Will they detect Poe?
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He'd better be careful. God could destroy Iowa any minute now for that whole gay marriage thing. He wouldn't want to be there when it happens would he?
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None of those questions are getting past the intern who has to sift through them. You better at least make them amusing for his/her sake.
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I knew there was a reason I moved to Dubuque!
University of Dubuque? - that is seemingly a strange choice when there are 2 private Catholic liberal arts colleges in town.
I reckon it is because this town is pretty much uncontested Irish Catholic Democrat - the congressman for the town (and House Speaker) is called Patrick Joseph Murphy, who, like most of the state, supports same-sex unions.
Here is a great video of the senate leader (from the other side of the state) supporting same-sex unions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2s2R5qKh…
(People don't realize that Iowa is pretty darn progressive - did you know that it banned the death penalty in 1965?)
Since I live here in DBQ, I will hopefully go check it out and report the goings on.
University of Dubuque? - that is seemingly a strange choice when there are 2 private Catholic liberal arts colleges in town.
I reckon it is because this town is pretty much uncontested Irish Catholic Democrat - the congressman for the town (and House Speaker) is called Patrick Joseph Murphy, who, like most of the state, supports same-sex unions.
Here is a great video of the senate leader (from the other side of the state) supporting same-sex unions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2s2R5qKh…
(People don't realize that Iowa is pretty darn progressive - did you know that it banned the death penalty in 1965?)
Since I live here in DBQ, I will hopefully go check it out and report the goings on.
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How about this. Mr. Santorum, do Republican's have anything to offer the American people besides cheap shots at our president?
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