Not sure what to file this under: celeb, politics, chow, homo...

I'm a little unclear on the concept here. "Now Levi Johnston does it with protection." Is that a reference to the shell on that pistachio nut? If so, what does the shell on a pistachio protect Levi from exactly? It doesn't protect him from the nut. Levi gets that nut in the end... kind of like Bristol got Levi's nut, right? So it's not like the shell of a pistachio functions in any way like the condom that Levi coulda, woulda, shoulda used with Bristol. Maybe they're suggesting that Levi should've deposited his nut in Bristol's mouth? I'm confused.

UPDATE: I am dum. The pistachio shell isn't the condom. It's not the "protection," the big black bodyguard is. So... now Levi does it with protection. So he does it with his bodyguard. My goodness. Is there any video of that?