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Homo / Chow / Celeb Levi Johnston's Nut
Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Oct 5, 2009 at 10:16 AM
Not sure what to file this under: celeb, politics, chow, homo...
I'm a little unclear on the concept here. "Now Levi Johnston does it with protection." Is that a reference to the shell on that pistachio nut? If so, what does the shell on a pistachio protect Levi from exactly? It doesn't protect him from the nut. Levi gets that nut in the end... kind of like Bristol got Levi's nut, right? So it's not like the shell of a pistachio functions in any way like the condom that Levi coulda, woulda, shoulda used with Bristol. Maybe they're suggesting that Levi should've deposited his nut in Bristol's mouth? I'm confused.
UPDATE: I am dum. The pistachio shell isn't the condom. It's not the "protection," the big black bodyguard is. So... now Levi does it with protection. So he does it with his bodyguard. My goodness. Is there any video of that?
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You're reading too much into this. That entire clan of Palin's and Johnston's are just desperate for any bit of media attention they can get.
I still think Levi should do gay porn. He'd have to start of the bottom and work his way to the top but still: he should do gay porn.
I still think Levi should do gay porn. He'd have to start of the bottom and work his way to the top but still: he should do gay porn.
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Dan is obsessed with Levi's nuts.
It is unseemly for a "married" man.
(at least it is not as pathetic as his crush on Carrie Prejean...)
It is unseemly for a "married" man.
(at least it is not as pathetic as his crush on Carrie Prejean...)
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Is MTV2 going for a Rob & Big redux? Get them a mini-horse & a bulldog and we've got a show! They can replace skateboarding with hockey and start rolling tape!
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And in relevant news...
Seattle LGBT Equality Weekend October 10 – 11, 2009
Seattle OUTProtest has brought together a grassroots coalition of gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered and straight people and organizations to organize a series of solidarity events to coincide with the National March for Equality this October.
March and Rally
Forty years after the Stonewall Rebellion, we march in solidarity with our brothers and sisters and allies in Washington, DC to demand equal protection in all matters governed by civil law in all 50 states and to show our public support for the Approval of Referendum 71 here in Washington state.
Sunday, October 11
2:00 pm: Volunteer Park, 10th Ave E & E Prospect
5:00 pm: Rally, Federal Courthouse, 7th & Stewart
Thinking Queerly: Community Workshops on LGBT Issues
Community organizers and activists will present a series of workshops on a range of issues affecting the lgbt community including Stonewall and lgbt movement history, homelessness, hate crimes and self defense, lgbt health, Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, lgbt legal issues, Gay-Straight Alliances, marriage equality, and more.
Saturday, October 10
9:30 am to 5 pm
Piggot Auditorium, Seattle University
HIV/AIDS Vigil
As the AIDS pandemic nears its fourth decade, we gather to educate and raise awareness about the continued struggles of people living with HIV/AIDS and their families, friends, and support networks as well as to demand all resources and all funding necessary for prevention, treatment, and a cure.
Saturday, October 10
Starting at 6 pm
Seattle Central Community College South Plaza, Broadway & E Pine
Generation Q Mega Mixer
Come mingle and mix with seasoned leaders and activists of the GLBTQ community at the Generation Q Mega Mixer. Young leaders (25 and under please) will have the opportunity to socialize, learn from, and quite possibly have a dance off with some of the community's most inspiring members in a relaxed social environment.
Sunday, October 11
6:30 pm
Sole Repair Shop, 1001 E Pike
Seattle LGBT Equality Weekend March & Rally
http://nationalmarch.seattleoutprotest.o…
Get involved with one of our planning committees! Contact for more time and details:
March/Rally Committee, March@seattleoutprotest.org
Workshops Committee, Workshops@seattleoutprotest.org
Outreach Committee, Outreach@seattleoutprotest.org
Mixer Committee, Mixer@seattleoutprotest.org
HIV/AIDS Vigil Committee, Vigil@seattleoutprotest.org
Biweekly General Organizing Meetings, please contact whitney@seattleoutprotest.org for time and location.
National Equality March: Equality Across America
www.equalityacrossamerica.org
Going to DC? Check in and meet other folks from Washington who are going to DC:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/National-E…
Approve Referendum 71
Keep the Domestic Partnership Law
More...
Seattle LGBT Equality Weekend October 10 – 11, 2009
Seattle OUTProtest has brought together a grassroots coalition of gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered and straight people and organizations to organize a series of solidarity events to coincide with the National March for Equality this October.
March and Rally
Forty years after the Stonewall Rebellion, we march in solidarity with our brothers and sisters and allies in Washington, DC to demand equal protection in all matters governed by civil law in all 50 states and to show our public support for the Approval of Referendum 71 here in Washington state.
Sunday, October 11
2:00 pm: Volunteer Park, 10th Ave E & E Prospect
5:00 pm: Rally, Federal Courthouse, 7th & Stewart
Thinking Queerly: Community Workshops on LGBT Issues
Community organizers and activists will present a series of workshops on a range of issues affecting the lgbt community including Stonewall and lgbt movement history, homelessness, hate crimes and self defense, lgbt health, Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, lgbt legal issues, Gay-Straight Alliances, marriage equality, and more.
Saturday, October 10
9:30 am to 5 pm
Piggot Auditorium, Seattle University
HIV/AIDS Vigil
As the AIDS pandemic nears its fourth decade, we gather to educate and raise awareness about the continued struggles of people living with HIV/AIDS and their families, friends, and support networks as well as to demand all resources and all funding necessary for prevention, treatment, and a cure.
Saturday, October 10
Starting at 6 pm
Seattle Central Community College South Plaza, Broadway & E Pine
Generation Q Mega Mixer
Come mingle and mix with seasoned leaders and activists of the GLBTQ community at the Generation Q Mega Mixer. Young leaders (25 and under please) will have the opportunity to socialize, learn from, and quite possibly have a dance off with some of the community's most inspiring members in a relaxed social environment.
Sunday, October 11
6:30 pm
Sole Repair Shop, 1001 E Pike
Seattle LGBT Equality Weekend March & Rally
http://nationalmarch.seattleoutprotest.o…
Get involved with one of our planning committees! Contact for more time and details:
March/Rally Committee, March@seattleoutprotest.org
Workshops Committee, Workshops@seattleoutprotest.org
Outreach Committee, Outreach@seattleoutprotest.org
Mixer Committee, Mixer@seattleoutprotest.org
HIV/AIDS Vigil Committee, Vigil@seattleoutprotest.org
Biweekly General Organizing Meetings, please contact whitney@seattleoutprotest.org for time and location.
National Equality March: Equality Across America
www.equalityacrossamerica.org
Going to DC? Check in and meet other folks from Washington who are going to DC:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/National-E…
Approve Referendum 71
Keep the Domestic Partnership Law
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I guess it's just me but............I really don't get Levi Johnston. I just don't find him attractive. Kinda doughy faced and semi-literate maybe. But attractive? Meh.
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Yes, yes he does. He has tatoo of his last name on his arm. He looks like a $50 rent boy. Eww.
Yes, yes he does. He has tatoo of his last name on his arm. He looks like a $50 rent boy. Eww.
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He's BUSTING A NUT with protection. That's what they're implying. Opening a pistachio with a bodyguard present = having protection while busting a nut.
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