After my mention of a wiki-conservative Bible, Slog Tipper Boyd directed me to the Christopedia entry for Barack Obama. It is incredible in its awfulness. I am including the first paragraph here in a screencap, and the rest is after the jump, in case anyone over at "the Christian encyclopedia" tries to clean it up after the fact:
Much more, including this beauty of a paragraph...
...is after the jump. It gets much, much worse.