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Politics / Sex God, I Hope They Don't Have Him Killed...
Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Oct 28, 2009 at 11:31 AM
Well, not until after his photo shoot for Playgirl anyway.
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Amen! It would be a shame if we lost the 90% chance to see Levi's peen and his body that has been worked-out on a diet of moose-meat and personal training!
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Illegal, immoral, or unethical? How about all of the above?
Oh, and I have something to put in his mouth before he shuts it!
Oh, and I have something to put in his mouth before he shuts it!
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More on former Republican Politicians, SC Edition:
http://tinyurl.com/yjlev2c
My favorite part:
"[The officer] then searched the SUV, where he found a Viagra pill and several sex toys, items Corning said he always kept with him, "just in case," according to the report."
http://tinyurl.com/yjlev2c
My favorite part:
"[The officer] then searched the SUV, where he found a Viagra pill and several sex toys, items Corning said he always kept with him, "just in case," according to the report."
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God, as soon as I saw your headline and the image, before the rest of the text, I thought "At least until after Playgirl." I feel shallow now. And in good company.
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Hey Levi! See anything around here you like? Huh? Sure you don't see anything that peaks your interest? Anything at all? Just checking.
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I'm glad you said it. My first thought was... car crash, plane crash, hunting accident, bar brawl... wonder how they'll end this young man's life... I think he is in serious danger.
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Its interesting to me that that the common concensus on this site has always been: Hot + Stupid = Ugly. Ex. Carrie Prejean.
I've always agreed with this equation (I still do). Funny how suddenly Levi Johnston is an exception. I guess, in the stranger, the equation only applies to women.
The term hypocritical comes to mind.
I've always agreed with this equation (I still do). Funny how suddenly Levi Johnston is an exception. I guess, in the stranger, the equation only applies to women.
The term hypocritical comes to mind.
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I thought Playgirl quit publishing earlier this year...Will Levi single-handedly bring it back from the dead?
And I've been dying to know: will he be flaccid or hard?
And I've been dying to know: will he be flaccid or hard?
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You just know that Sarah Palin watches each and every Levi Johnston interview over and over again, seething with rage and plotting her revenge.
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They won't kill him. He not really a threat, he just makes a bunch of veiled statements and poses in porn magazines. It makes the actually evidence of illegal activity by the Palin machine look less convincing by association.
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Okay he is cute, boyish cute. Very pretty eyes, nice eyelashes, etc. But, he radiates boy and I like men. Grey hair and laugh lines make me weak in the knees. May he live so we can see him at 35+.
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I like how in one breath the interviewer's like "YOU ARE HELL BENT ON REVENGE LEVI! YOU SICKEN ME!" ...and then she's like "So, what are those illegal and/or unethical things Mrs. Palin did while in office????????"
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@15- it's because, judging by his actions, Levi is not stupid.
Okay, knocking up the latest Palin dropout, maybe not the shrewdest move (or maybe it was, pre-McCain- a way of ensuring lasting connection with the Small Town Big Wheels).
But everything since then has shown a certain native intelligence, and an incredibly amusing way of a) giving the lie to everything Palin says she is and b) being what Palin says she is but is not.
He got shanghaied into the national consciousness as prop for 'what the Palin family stands for.' Well, he did, didn't he? And then, HE DID, DIDN'T HE? Only now he's buttressing the reality, instead of the fiction.
It's delicious. Sarah has no one to blame but herself for anyone even knowing who he is (Q: how many politician's daughter's babydaddies are NOWHERE? a: All of them, except Levi). And now he's running around, driving her stark raving mad, and managing, I hope, to make a profit off of his conscription.
Okay, knocking up the latest Palin dropout, maybe not the shrewdest move (or maybe it was, pre-McCain- a way of ensuring lasting connection with the Small Town Big Wheels).
But everything since then has shown a certain native intelligence, and an incredibly amusing way of a) giving the lie to everything Palin says she is and b) being what Palin says she is but is not.
He got shanghaied into the national consciousness as prop for 'what the Palin family stands for.' Well, he did, didn't he? And then, HE DID, DIDN'T HE? Only now he's buttressing the reality, instead of the fiction.
It's delicious. Sarah has no one to blame but herself for anyone even knowing who he is (Q: how many politician's daughter's babydaddies are NOWHERE? a: All of them, except Levi). And now he's running around, driving her stark raving mad, and managing, I hope, to make a profit off of his conscription.
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