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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

God, I Hope They Don't Have Him Killed...

Posted by on Wed, Oct 28, 2009 at 11:31 AM

Well, not until after his photo shoot for Playgirl anyway.

 

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danindowntown 1
Amen! It would be a shame if we lost the 90% chance to see Levi's peen and his body that has been worked-out on a diet of moose-meat and personal training!
Posted by danindowntown on October 28, 2009 at 11:36 AM
hartiepie 2
I'd like Levi to come leak some things on me....please....
Posted by hartiepie on October 28, 2009 at 11:43 AM
3
He is so hot, but when he opens his mouth, I cringe. Just shut up and look pretty, Levi.
Posted by arts&letters on October 28, 2009 at 11:50 AM
mr. herriman 4
ditto @ 3
Posted by mr. herriman on October 28, 2009 at 12:05 PM
5
Illegal, immoral, or unethical? How about all of the above?

Oh, and I have something to put in his mouth before he shuts it!
Posted by Paulikin on October 28, 2009 at 12:08 PM
jimmy 6
Love him. May he dog Sarah Palin until the end of all things.
Posted by jimmy http://www.mybigfatlazyblog.blogspot.com on October 28, 2009 at 12:19 PM
More, I Say! 7
i don't understand....i really just don't think he's cute. is he really that cute?
Posted by More, I Say! on October 28, 2009 at 12:23 PM
gttim 8
More on former Republican Politicians, SC Edition:

http://tinyurl.com/yjlev2c

My favorite part:

"[The officer] then searched the SUV, where he found a Viagra pill and several sex toys, items Corning said he always kept with him, "just in case," according to the report."

Posted by gttim on October 28, 2009 at 12:28 PM
mr. herriman 9
@7 - yes he is.
Posted by mr. herriman on October 28, 2009 at 12:30 PM
Kevin_BGFH 10
God, as soon as I saw your headline and the image, before the rest of the text, I thought "At least until after Playgirl." I feel shallow now. And in good company.
Posted by Kevin_BGFH http://biggayfrathouse.typepad.com/blog/ on October 28, 2009 at 12:34 PM
Stewie Griffin 11
Hey Levi! See anything around here you like? Huh? Sure you don't see anything that peaks your interest? Anything at all? Just checking.
Posted by Stewie Griffin on October 28, 2009 at 12:40 PM
12
I nominate #2 for the win
Posted by lilzilla on October 28, 2009 at 12:46 PM
Confluence 13
@7

Yup, he is.

Pscyhed to eventually see the peen.
Posted by Confluence on October 28, 2009 at 12:56 PM
savagebart 14
I'm glad you said it. My first thought was... car crash, plane crash, hunting accident, bar brawl... wonder how they'll end this young man's life... I think he is in serious danger.
Posted by savagebart on October 28, 2009 at 1:00 PM
Billy in 4C 15
Its interesting to me that that the common concensus on this site has always been: Hot + Stupid = Ugly. Ex. Carrie Prejean.

I've always agreed with this equation (I still do). Funny how suddenly Levi Johnston is an exception. I guess, in the stranger, the equation only applies to women.

The term hypocritical comes to mind.
Posted by Billy in 4C on October 28, 2009 at 1:07 PM
TVDinner 16
I thought Playgirl quit publishing earlier this year...Will Levi single-handedly bring it back from the dead?

And I've been dying to know: will he be flaccid or hard?
Posted by TVDinner http:// on October 28, 2009 at 1:10 PM
TVDinner 17
@11: Piques.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on October 28, 2009 at 1:10 PM
Bub 18
You just know that Sarah Palin watches each and every Levi Johnston interview over and over again, seething with rage and plotting her revenge.
Posted by Bub on October 28, 2009 at 1:11 PM
hartiepie 19
@15 --- There's a common consensus??

Where? Who? When?

You're full of it......
Posted by hartiepie on October 28, 2009 at 1:12 PM
20
They won't kill him. He not really a threat, he just makes a bunch of veiled statements and poses in porn magazines. It makes the actually evidence of illegal activity by the Palin machine look less convincing by association.
Posted by dwight moody on October 28, 2009 at 1:20 PM
Ness 21
Please Levi, repeat yourself some more!
Posted by Ness http://www.collegecandy.com/author/nessfraser on October 28, 2009 at 2:15 PM
kim in portland 22
Okay he is cute, boyish cute. Very pretty eyes, nice eyelashes, etc. But, he radiates boy and I like men. Grey hair and laugh lines make me weak in the knees. May he live so we can see him at 35+.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on October 28, 2009 at 2:42 PM
MythicFox 23
@8 -- Your abstinence-only sex education dollar at work, amirite?
Posted by MythicFox on October 28, 2009 at 4:33 PM
24
I like how in one breath the interviewer's like "YOU ARE HELL BENT ON REVENGE LEVI! YOU SICKEN ME!" ...and then she's like "So, what are those illegal and/or unethical things Mrs. Palin did while in office????????"
Posted by DanFan on October 29, 2009 at 2:54 AM
25
@15- it's because, judging by his actions, Levi is not stupid.

Okay, knocking up the latest Palin dropout, maybe not the shrewdest move (or maybe it was, pre-McCain- a way of ensuring lasting connection with the Small Town Big Wheels).

But everything since then has shown a certain native intelligence, and an incredibly amusing way of a) giving the lie to everything Palin says she is and b) being what Palin says she is but is not.

He got shanghaied into the national consciousness as prop for 'what the Palin family stands for.' Well, he did, didn't he? And then, HE DID, DIDN'T HE? Only now he's buttressing the reality, instead of the fiction.

It's delicious. Sarah has no one to blame but herself for anyone even knowing who he is (Q: how many politician's daughter's babydaddies are NOWHERE? a: All of them, except Levi). And now he's running around, driving her stark raving mad, and managing, I hope, to make a profit off of his conscription.

Posted by wavingpalms on October 29, 2009 at 7:31 AM
SKEPTIK 26
@7 I'm with you. I don't get him either. And no, he's not that cute.
Posted by SKEPTIK on October 29, 2009 at 8:47 AM
27
Hopefully he has a hidden "dead man" switch set up with what ever information he may have.
Posted by chimchild on November 1, 2009 at 5:27 PM

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