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Friday, October 30, 2009

Politics / ??!! Speaking of Crazy Conspiracies

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Oct 30, 2009 at 2:35 PM

Anti-Obama Birther site The Betrayal says:

The recent declaration of a NATIONAL EMERGENCY by Barack hussein Obama opens the door for the executive orders clamping down on travel and a host of other freedoms americans have taken for granted for so long. A major scare is about to be unleashed on the public! Get ready everyone!

They are basing their facts on this video, by a woman who will, with Jesus's help, overcome her awful case of Shingles:

She also can't pronounce the word "acquiescence," instead reading it as "ac...ackyo...I can't read this word...acyou...accu-science?" I especially like this comment on The Betrayal's post:

Maybe this is what it will take for most people to wake-up! I can’t load the video, but it is going to take real nazification of our Country to get off their asses!

Be on your toes! "Because time is imminent!" President Obama might enslave us all for our mighty brain power!

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My better half works in the public health system.

She assures me that we already have a reserved spot in one of the "good" camps - by "good," I mean we will be treated well by our federal overlord masters and get double rations.

The rest of you fuckers are on your own. Good luck.

Posted by Ackham on October 30, 2009 at 2:46 PM

The scary part of this whole thing is that most of these nutters have guns.

Posted by The Amazing Jim

on October 30, 2009 at 2:52 PM

Anyone go to the link and look at their page. I love this list of links.

* AN EXAMINATION OF OBAMA’S USE OF HIDDEN HYPNOSIS TECHNIQUES IN HIS SPEECHES
o PART 1 – HYPNOSIS BASICS
o PART 2 – WHAT OBAMA IS ACTUALLY DOING
o PART 3 – WHAT OBAMA IS EXACTLY DOING – SPECIFIC SPEECHES “PLAY BY PLAY”
o PART 4 – ADDITIONAL SPECIFIC ASPECTS OF OBAMA’S HYPNOSIS
o PART 5 – THE VISIBLE EFFECTS OF OBAMA’S HYPNOSIS
* Is Obama the secret son of Malcolm X?

Now I could have sworn Obama was the son of a Nigerian prince or something like that but I'm happy to hear that he's actually the son of Malcom X because now we can put this birther crap behind us.

Posted by Root on October 30, 2009 at 2:55 PM

Mmm mmm mmm
Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on October 30, 2009 at 3:03 PM

Is this from a remake of Stephen King's "The Stand"? If so it'll need to be edited--it's pretty long.

Posted by Timmytee on October 30, 2009 at 3:12 PM

She makes "the shingles" sound like cancer. You don't need Jesus's help to "beat" shingles. Just take the herpes medication that the doctor gave you.

Posted by Andy on October 30, 2009 at 3:17 PM

I remember back in '03 a bunch of left-wing loons were worried that Bush was gonna cancel elections because of the war. Now it's the right wing's turn to go conspiracy crazy. Hasn't the far-of both sides always been afraid that the other side was gonna take away all freedoms to gain power forever?
Loons come in all types, always have and always will.

Posted by Enigma

on October 30, 2009 at 3:19 PM

This really makes me wish these assholes would shut the fuck up and just start their fucking revolution already.

Posted by Timmy! on October 30, 2009 at 3:27 PM

"Hasn't the far-of both sides always been afraid that the other side was gonna take away all freedoms to gain power forever?"

The far-off left isn't directly represented in congress.

Posted by undead ayn rand on October 31, 2009 at 6:30 PM