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Thursday, November 5, 2009

Stupid Fucking Cred—Hey, Wait a Second!

Posted by on Thu, Nov 5, 2009 at 9:01 AM

I started to draft a "Stupid Fucking Credulous Hack" post when I read the headline:

Marijuana seizures quadruple in L.A. County
The county climbs to the No. 5 spot in the state's annual eradication campaign, with more than 340,000 plants destroyed.

It looked like another dispatch from the front lines in the The Glorious War On Pot. And it read like one too:

Los Angeles County, which has seen a whirlwind expansion in medical marijuana dispensaries this year, has notched another marijuana milestone. The county has moved to No. 5 for the amount seized in the state's annual eradication campaign, with 340,187 pot plants uprooted—more than a fourfold increase. Statewide, the 27-year-old effort, known as the Campaign Against Marijuana Planting, found and destroyed almost 4.5 million plants in 41 counties, up from 2.9 million seized in each of the two prior years' growing season. The amount has climbed steadily since 1996, when California voters approved the nation's first medical marijuana law.

State officials put the wholesale value of this year's eradicated marijuana at $17.8 billion.... State officials said the increase in seizures statewide probably reflects more effective law enforcement operations, as well as increased marijuana production. "I do think it's expanding," said George Anderson, director of the state Division of Law Enforcement.

Chris Jackson of the state Bureau of Narcotic Enforcement said his team spent about 15 days working in Los Angeles County with the Sheriff's Department and U.S. Forest Service. One particular three-day stretch amazed him, he said. Within an eight-mile radius of their outpost on Angeles Crest Highway, he said, agents uncovered and destroyed a dozen gardens and about 150,000 plants.

This is where War on Pot stories typically end: record-breaking seizures, hundreds of thousands of plants destroyed, and "officials" fellating themselves for a job well down while tossing around incomprehensibly huge numbers—$17.8 billion!—that were pulled out of their asses five minutes before the press conference started. This story in the LA Times had all the elements of a stupid fucking credulous hack job. But then reporter John Hoeffel goes on to do what so many other reporters have described as impossible: he goes and gets a quote from someone on the other side of this story:

Bruce Mirken, spokesman for the pro-legalization Marijuana Policy Project, ridiculed the effort. "Let me guess, they set a record number of plant seizures and marijuana has now been eradicated from California?" he quipped.

Mirken said the campaign has caused growers to move from private lands into wilderness areas. "This is an annual exercise in futility. Not only does it not do anything meaningful, it actually makes the problem worse," he said.

Wow! Other daily reporters that we've called out on their stupid fucking credulous drug war hackery have insisted that they couldn't possibly include a quote from an opponent of marijuana prohibition because they were writing law-enforcement stories, you see, and not stories about drug policy, and I would be capable of understanding the distinction if I had actually studied journamalism at college instead of the rear ends of the taller guys in the dance program. But LA Times reporter John Hoeffel shows that it can be done: a reporter at a daily paper can include a quote from a proponent of marijuana legalization in a story about marijuana eradication efforts. It's not impossible! Thanks for showing your stupid fucking credulous colleagues how it's done, John!

And Sloggers: please let John Hoeffel know you appreciate his fair and balanced reporting on the drug war by sending him an email. Please CC me.

 

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congratulations, dan, you found one other guy in the universe who sees the story as you do.
nice to know your not the only stupid clueless moron hack douchebag brainless goatfucking sorryassed excuse for a 'journalist', eh?
Posted by GimmeGimme on November 5, 2009 at 9:37 AM
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"you're"
Posted by Dan Savage on November 5, 2009 at 9:46 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 3
@1, I don't believe Dan has ever claimed that he was a "journalist."
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on November 5, 2009 at 9:53 AM
Vince 4
As if the law can't be wrong and unjust. And anyone speaking out about it can't be on the side of the law. Except bad laws breed contempt.
Posted by Vince on November 5, 2009 at 9:55 AM
rob! 5
I went to tip you on this and thought, "Naaah, he has more fun with the failures." Good on ya for itemizing it.

With over a thousand dispensaries in L.A., the Times kinda had to take a stab at even-handedness, tho. There's remarkably little addition crime associated with this huge number of pot storefronts--some, yes, but I think ordinary people are rapidly coming to the sensible conclusion that this is something that could be fully legalized, taxed, and regulated with beneficial results.
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on November 5, 2009 at 9:58 AM
rob! 6
L.A. Times columnist Steve Lopez gets a marijuana recommend and buys $20 of Chunky Munky, but it's not clear yet whether he's gonna smoke up and write about it.

It's like watching your dad try to dance.
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on November 5, 2009 at 10:15 AM
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on November 5, 2009 at 10:18 AM
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Wiki:
Daniel Keeney "Dan" Savage (born October 7, 1964) is an American author, media pundit, journalist and newspaper editor...
Posted by Wiki never lies. Does it, Dan? on November 5, 2009 at 10:19 AM
aaaahlisha@gmail.com 9
@8 - That's Wikipedia calling Dan a journalist, not Dan calling Dan a journalist.

@1, and @2 - Speaking of grammar, I think that both "goat-fucking" "sorry-assed" should have hyphens.
Posted by aaaahlisha@gmail.com on November 5, 2009 at 10:25 AM
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Encyclopedia.com

Journalist Dan Savage avoided a possible six-year prison sentence by pleading guilty to voter fraud charges November 7. The charges stem from an incident last year, when Savage, a Washington State resident, infiltrated the presidential campaign of GOP candidate Gary Bauer and then cast a ballot during the Iowa caucus. Savage, a columnist for Out magazine, licked doorknobs, doormats and toilet seats in Bauer's Des Moines headquarters ...
Posted by Those were some good times... on November 5, 2009 at 10:25 AM
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Bookrags.com

Dan Savage (born October 7 1964 ) is an American journalist and author. Sourced We don't say to women, "what do you mean you had a three way with two girls and a guy and you ate her pussy a little bit. You must be a lesbian." But we say to guys, "you...
Posted by Isn't that special on November 5, 2009 at 10:29 AM
aaaahlisha@gmail.com 12
@10 - Again, that's Encyclopedia.com calling Dan a journalist, not Dan calling Dan a journalist. Seriously, if you're trying to rebut @3 you need to find a quote attributable to Dan himself.

The decline of standards in trolling these days is lamentable.
Posted by aaaahlisha@gmail.com on November 5, 2009 at 10:30 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 13
@12, you crack me up.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on November 5, 2009 at 10:37 AM
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Examiner.com

Dan Savage, journalist and progressive commentator stated on the Keith Olberman MSNBC show today (9-1-09) that he believed:...
Posted by TV! on November 5, 2009 at 10:39 AM
GlennFleishman 15
@12: I know! In the old days, you could count on a troll really getting under your skin with someone "nearly false but sounds true enough and has a germ of truth in it" statement that could make your blood boil, even on someone else's behalf.

Now, these kids with their wikipedias and encyclopedia.com don't even bother to come out with something new.
Posted by GlennFleishman http://blog.glennf.com/ on November 5, 2009 at 10:41 AM
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Mediabistro.com interviewed Dan-

Q-You've been with alt-weeklies all the way through, even as they've gone through lots of upheaval and have gotten more corporate. Why have you stuck with The Stranger and your other syndicated outlets for so long?

A- "At The Stranger, we've always viewed the paper as a sort of performance, and we do the kind of advocacy and participatory journalism that we need in our culture. I mean, we don't just sit back and suck our dicks."
Posted by certainly not! on November 5, 2009 at 10:44 AM
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Hey, if Dan says he's not a Journalist the troll certainly isn't going to argue-
there is certainly no proof of it anywhere...
Posted by Editorial Director on November 5, 2009 at 10:50 AM
aardvark 18
he did use one flimsy quote at the bottom of that article. could have gone further i thought.
Posted by aardvark on November 5, 2009 at 10:56 AM
w7ngman 19
And you wonder why journalist don't get quips--er, quotes--from pot activists more often? That guy and his sarcasm isn't doing us any favors.
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on November 5, 2009 at 11:51 AM
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Too bad the guy's name is Mirken... hee hee
Posted by chunnamark on November 5, 2009 at 11:57 AM
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@8: Wiki is a common noun. You probably meant Wikipedia, which is just one of many, many, wikis. It's easily the most well-known of them, but it was not the first wiki.
Posted by Phil M http://twitter.com/pmocek on November 5, 2009 at 2:17 PM
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@16: That's Dan saying that journalism is done at the newspaper for which he serves as editorial director (*), not Dan calling Dan a journalist.

* editorial director: As of a couple years ago, anyway. Your half-assed citation doesn't indicate when the quote was published.
Posted by Phil M http://twitter.com/pmocek on November 5, 2009 at 2:26 PM
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Dan could settle it easily.
Are you a journalist, Dan?
Posted by Enquiring Minds Want to Know... on November 5, 2009 at 3:37 PM

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