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News & ArtsWednesday, November 11, 2009
Homo / Hetero Disney Princes
Posted by Dan Savage on Wed, Nov 11, 2009 at 11:26 AM
Somebody sexed 'em up...
That's Aladdin from Aladdin, John from Pocahontas, and David from Lilo & Stitch, respectively. Various other princes, charming and otherwise, can be found here—there's even one with chest hair (Gaston from Beauty and the Beast). The sexed-up-but-not-grown-up drawing of Peter Pan is very disturbing—and wrong and retina-singeing—as are the drawings of actors from live-action Disney films (Orlando Bloom, Zac Efron). But if you've always wanted to see James Marsden in a harness and chaps—this is your chance. (Thanks to Slog tipper Sai.)
UPDATE: Coulda, shoulda, woulda linked to the artist's website. It's here. It's amazing. Go.
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Eric was already sexy. The re-imagining just makes him kinda gross. And the pubes on some of them: classy.
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Peter Pan looks more twinkish than childlike to me. His face also bears a striking resemblance to Chace Crawford, especially around the eyes.
Personal fav: Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. All smarmy, hairy, Frenchmanlike.
Personal fav: Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. All smarmy, hairy, Frenchmanlike.
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Female-oriented viewers got to see Ariel and Jasmine in stripperific costumes. Turnabout's fair play. <3
Although, yes, Peter Pan and Zac Efron are terrifying.
Although, yes, Peter Pan and Zac Efron are terrifying.
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The artist's deviant art site (I cannot believe Slog just linked to ONTD on LiveJournal. I think the world is ending.)
http://davidkawena.deviantart.com/
http://davidkawena.deviantart.com/
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All it takes is one hour a day at the gym and then doing the "push away" move from the dinner table to get in shape. Christ it's not a miracle to have a nice chest and a flat stomach.
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Once again, I think this must be a generational thing. Hentai just doesn't interest me. It's like chat room love affairs and phone sex.
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My favorite was certainly the marvelous guy from Beauty and the Beast. Ooohhhh, he was so handsome! And although I don't care for what the artist did with him (he's the last one if you scroll all the way down), his package is *quite* detailed! Gives pause, as it were. Yum!
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I was about to complain about the lack of attribution, too. Good too see it corrected.
Welcome to the internet.
And exfriend of mine enjoyed herself drawing the Disney-princesses as guys.
Welcome to the internet.
And exfriend of mine enjoyed herself drawing the Disney-princesses as guys.
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Damn, this is like 98% hot but the tightie-whitieness of it... not so much. I think this confirms that, no matter what Dan said about them being hot on the right guy, it will take off valuable sexy points from any hot guy. Either all the way naked, or tight jeans/leather pants for me, thanks (though tightish boxers can be hot too)
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These are fabulous. Gaston's still a tool, Peter Pan and Zac Efron made me feel dirty (not in a good way), but the rest were great. Loved Eric and Kocoum.
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@10: No, no. I'm saying Ariel and Jasmine were VERY stripperific and therefore it's perfectly fair to sex up the men as well.
Now that I've had a chance to look through them again, I'll take Jim, Kocoum, Milo, Shang, and Thomas, please and thank you.
And has no one mentioned yet how terrifying Kuzco is? I think I will.
Now that I've had a chance to look through them again, I'll take Jim, Kocoum, Milo, Shang, and Thomas, please and thank you.
And has no one mentioned yet how terrifying Kuzco is? I think I will.
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@23 - That's a very good point. The Disney Princesses are sex personified, and that's supposed to be okay, but as soon you sex-up the princes, that's a big icky no-no?
I have to say, I was disappointed in Tarzan. This is one case where I thought the original WAS actually pretty sexed-up with his skimpy outfit and animalistic physical movement, but this drawing actually tones that down.
I have to say, I was disappointed in Tarzan. This is one case where I thought the original WAS actually pretty sexed-up with his skimpy outfit and animalistic physical movement, but this drawing actually tones that down.
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