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News & ArtsMonday, November 16, 2009
Sex / Life Hobby Pornographer Carrie Prejean Offered Opportunity to Go Pro
Posted by David Schmader on Mon, Nov 16, 2009 at 10:21 AM
TMZ has the scoop:
TMZ has obtained a copy of a letter Vivid Entertainment honcho Steven Hirsch sent to Prejean's lawyer, Charles Limandri. Hirsch is asking to acquire the rights to distribute "erotic footage that Carrie Prejean, former Miss California, produced for her boyfriend following their four (4) day rendezvous in February 2007"...In the letter, Hirsch tries tempting Carrie with this: "We would like to present Carrie with several options where she could certainly earn millions of dollars."TMZ spoke with attorney Limandri last night, and it looks like Carrie's not biting. Limandri says Carrie's mom/rep says, "No, at any price."
Oh man, this is getting mythic. Carrie Prejean has almost literally been offered a multi-million dollar deal with the devil. Not for "new work," mind you, but just for signing a release. In these uncertain economic times, being offered millions of dollars to betray everything you allegedly believe in must be exquisite torture.
If this were a Choose Your Own Adventure novel, my first pick would be for Carrie Prejean to continue to refuse any and all porn offers and re-brand herself as the face of Christian sex, reclaiming her homemade diddling videos as a legal-in-God's-eyes adherence to sexual abstinence until marriage. (However, I don't think Prejean ever made any noise about abstinence, and was most likely banging the guy she sent the vids to, so my second pick would be for Carrie Prejean to keep refusing any and all porn offers until a bidding war drives her price into the tens of millions, which she will accept, giving half of the money to the National Organization for Marriage and the other half to Sarah Palin's 2012 presidential campaign. I know this would be putting money in the pockets of my enemies, but the Prejean vids are going to be leaked to the masses whether she signs off or not, and it just doesn't seem right that she should come out of this awful betrayal by her would-be boyfriend without some consolation-prize compensation, to do with what she pleases...)
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Also since she gave this to her boyfriend isn't is his property?
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Because I would: "Turn to page 38 where Prejean attempts a Christian face saving trip to Kenya working for the Red Cross."
Halfway through the page she encounters the Kenyan Olympic Track Team.
And it's: "Turn to page 48 where Carrie and bronze medal winning pole vaulter Adongo Jata film their nine day erotic pole vaulting getaway to Lake Nakuru."
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"Turn to page 53 where Carrie and the shot putter have green tea at a luncheon and she mysteriously becomes pregnant. Carrie's statement is that she did not have sex with anyone, so logically, people think and believe it to be immaculate conception."
Then "Turn to page 59 where Carrie becomes the new Kenyan Christian Shot Putting 'Mary'."
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"Turn to page 48 where Carrie and bronze medal winning pole vaulter Adongo Jata film their nine day erotic pole vaulting getaway to Lake Nakuru."
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Child porn is illegal to transmit or posses, which begs the question why Prejean and the fellow who got the pics haven't been arrested and charged with child porn violations. There have been numerous stories of teens being prosecuted for child porn in the "sexting" cases.
Why are these celebrities exempt?
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She may as well take the cash. The book's going to bomb, and her dreams of being the new Elizabeth Hasselbeck now look doomed, so her options for making a quick buck from her infamy are running out. And as has been noted, the stuff is going to do the rounds eventually anyway.
1. She should take the money. There's plenty of time to be moral after you become rich.
2. She's anti-gay because it offends her that any male might not be interested in her.
3. For an extremely gorgeous girl she showed some weird lovelife behavior, hooking up, sexting and vide-hoing with a guy she met and knew from Myspace. Lucky bastard!
4. Michael Phelps incorporated his swimming routine into making love to Carrie. He would start with the backstroke, then move to the sidestroke and breaststroke, followed by the (Venus) butterfly, culminating in an explosive doggy paddle and freestyle finale.
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