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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Scenes From the City

Posted by Charles Mudede on Wed, Nov 18, 2009 at 2:51 PM

The All City Coffee in Pioneer Square...
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This happened about a decade ago: I'm in a Greenlake bar with a lady friend—let's call her Petra. Petra is American, has attended the best American schools, traveled all over the world, and speaks French. We are drunk and saying one drunk thing after another. These are the good times. All of sudden, a group of African men (four or so) walk into the establishment and order drinks from the bar. They are laughing and speaking in a strange language. Petra, who is white, turns to me and says: "Why do African men have the worst taste in shoes? Even in Paris, I noticed this. African men completely crash when it comes to choosing shoes." I look at the shoes of the African men at the bar—indeed, they are all wearing ugly shoes (over-designed with an Italian name). I look at my own shoes—they are hardly better (my mother bought them for me in a Gaborone store that claimed to have the latest from Rome—"This is my eldest son, make him look good, sissy").


This happened a few days ago: I'm sitting in All City Coffee in Pioneer Square. The sun is streaming through the windows, trains are exiting and entering the tunnel, a very black African walks into the cafe—Africans cannot miss other Africans in this outpost of the western world. Even now, after all of this time between the present and Petra, I want to see what kind of shoes the African is wearing—they turn out to be pretty handsome. Is this a sign of progress? African men are finally realizing that gaudy shoes with Italian names are not the keys to success? Or is this one an anomaly? The African ordered a cup of something complex.


The Quality Inn near the Seattle Center...
2009-11-12_19.17.33.jpgThis has to be one of the ugliest hotels in the city, which is appropriate because the reason why I'm here is for a public meeting concerning the unpleasant (and unfinished) business of Hanford's radioactive mess. State officials are talking to citizens. The citizens are getting hot; the state officials are maintaining their cool. I notice the carpet.

Southbound on the viaduct...
2009-11-17_10.48.36.jpgSomeone's beautiful ship has arrived on a beautiful day.

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I'm white. White people cannot dance. This is not racist, because it is true. I saw a white man dancing on the TV. Let's call him Timber Justinlake. This man could dance. Is he an anomaly, or a sign of the white mans successful integration into the world of the soul?
Posted by Not really white. OR AM I?! on November 18, 2009 at 3:01 PM
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AKA random shit I saw today and took pictures of. Wouldn't this be better suited to LiveJournal or something like that?
Posted by Koo-Koo on November 18, 2009 at 3:03 PM
FreudianShrimp 3
"...Africans cannot miss other Africans in this outpost of the western world."

Wow, just like in The Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Did you two Africans share a "You and I are of the body, these others are not." eyes locked moment?

Isn't Seattle more of an "inpost" of the western world?
Posted by FreudianShrimp on November 18, 2009 at 3:07 PM
FreudianShrimp 4
@2: Remember, this is the Slog, it is a bit of a LiveJournal at times.
Posted by FreudianShrimp on November 18, 2009 at 3:08 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 5
Hell, this wouldn't make any sense no matter where it was posted.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on November 18, 2009 at 3:19 PM
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I notice other gingers and always feel better that I'm the day-walking sort.
Posted by sall on November 18, 2009 at 3:20 PM
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I always notice other Brits, particularly londoners, even tho I've been in western WA so long that I frequently pass as a native.

Dark socks, mannerisms, a fondness for wearing beige and yet somehow making it look awesome. I always know before they open their mouths. Human beings always spotting their own kind, it's what we do :)
Posted by Stowe on November 18, 2009 at 3:33 PM
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Whenever I see a Welshman, I check to see if his mustache is blond.
Posted by ygduf on November 18, 2009 at 3:34 PM
FreudianShrimp 9
@5: If you can't understand this you need to fire up a joint or two or ten and do a bit of shoegazing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0jtZoEqw…
Posted by FreudianShrimp on November 18, 2009 at 3:44 PM
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There was no All City Coffee in Pioneer Square a few days ago, if you weren't looking at the floor so much, you would notice that every inch of it is now covered in their new logo -- cafe vita.
Posted by Otter on November 18, 2009 at 3:50 PM
Urgutha Forka 11
????
Posted by Urgutha Forka on November 18, 2009 at 5:23 PM
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What is this post supposed to mean? Was this a misclick?
Posted by dsadsa on November 18, 2009 at 5:29 PM
tuesday harmony 13
When I lived in Tokyo, I used to play The Shoe Game while riding the subway. I'd look at only the shoes of the people opposite me, and based on that decide who I should have sex with.
A surprisingly accurate method of choosing imaginary sex partners.
Posted by tuesday harmony on November 18, 2009 at 6:51 PM
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That ship is the Cougar Ace, a car carrier that nearly capsized a few years ago. The story of her rescue is epic. Google Image search "Cougar Ace" and you will recognize her.
Posted by doublellama on November 18, 2009 at 8:32 PM
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charles, tell the haters you're something like the internet's de certeau.
Posted by keith http://peoplesparkinglot.blogspot.com on November 18, 2009 at 11:43 PM

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