Let the Destruction of Society and Everything You Hold Dear Commence: Washington State's expanded domestic partnership benefits go live.

Seattle's Most Wanted Photographer: Police still searching for whoever took that photo of a fatally shot Maurice Clemmons.

This Morning in Sports: The general manager of the Seahawks announces plans to announce plans to resign.

French Gender Equality or Else: "In a bill submitted to the French parliament this week, all companies listed on the Paris stock exchange would have to ensure female employees made up 50% of their board members by 2015."

Meanwhile in Iran: Women wearing makeup banned from state television broadcasts.

Meanwhile in Lebanon: Why are so many foreign maids committing suicide?

Meanwhile in America: Beyonce, Taylor Swift, and Lady Gaga dominate 2009 Grammy nominations.

"How Fat Is Too Fat to Fly?": Troublesome photo of obese airline passenger raises questions.

Not Again: Disruptive Jesus Christ dumped from jury pool.

Pie Is Not For Crimes: Woman left with first- and second-degree burns after being assaulted with hot pecan pie.

Today in Dead Celebrities Appearing in Food, Architecture, and Nature: Arizona woman sees the Virgin Mary in a pancake, photographer finds Michael Jackson in a Shinto temple.

And finally, here's some footage from 1963, showing British soldiers on acid: