1. God's butthole appeared in the sky and farted blue fire on a mountain.
- BRAAAAP!
2. President Obama gave King Harald the dirty ditch.
- "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..."
3. This reindeer just hung around being hella majestic, as usual.
- "Hey, where the white women at?"
Keep it up, Norway! You know I love you, girl!
