Gravestone Generator
Thanks to Slog Tipper Callie, who wants us all to know about this:

...drivers can visit McGuire, Jennings and Miller Funeral Home in Rome [Georgia] to sign a contract stating they plan to drink or take drugs and then drive on New Year's Eve. If they die in a wreck that day, the funeral home will give them a free burial.

I understand that this is supposed to make you think twice about drinking and driving, but I wonder if any suicidal people will take them up on their offer. Funerals are friggin' expensive.