Every week, the print edition of The Stranger hits the streets almost simultaneously with the online edition. But not this week. Our distro team is hard at work today delivering this week's issue of The Stranger—our annual Regrets issue—for Seattle to read. This means that the print edition beats the online edition to the world by one whole day. Here, to the right, are two models demonstrating the unabashed glee that you will feel on holding a copy of the exclusive-to-print Stranger in your hot little hands before any internet eyes land upon the text.
Don't you want to experience that happiness, that élan? Of course you do! So bring a hard copy of The Stranger home with you tonight. You'll be glad you did.