I KNEW IT! MTV's trashy (almost-already-a-porno) Jersey Shore is the latest in TV-shows-turned-triple-X. Porn star and real-life Jersey native Taryn Thomas will play the creepin'-vibin'-pickle-lovin' guidette "Snooki" in Adam & Eve's Jersey Shore XXX.


Not quite so obvious: Hustler Video just announced, for 2010, This Ain't Avatar XXX.