I've resisted writing about Degrassi on here, because does anyone care? (I mean, I DO. Obviously.) But I have to break the silence. Because this shit was the best thing I have ever seen on television.*

Big-Boobie Snake!!!
  • Big-Boobie Snake!!!

In case you are not caught up: This is a picture of a teenage rape victim named Darcy proposing that her excellent colored-pencil sketch of Big-Boobie Snake become the new Degrassi mascot, even though they already have a mascot, which is a panther. And the whole thing is actually just a thinly-veiled ruse to seduce her Media Immersion teacher, Mr. Archie "Snake" Simpson, by drawing a picture of herself as a sexy lady rattlesnake with blue hair. And big boobs. On a snake. Sexy lady big boob snake. She drew it for her teacher. Because his name is Snake. SEASONSEVENBESTSEASONEVERRRR.

I propose that Big-Boobie Snake become the new Stranger mascot.

*OKAY, MAYBE POSSIBLY NOT REALLY, BUT LET US NOT SPLIT HAIRS.