"Green Pastures": Mike Mann, director of Seattle's Office of Sustainability and Environment, quits.

Basically Everything I Had as a Kid Probably Contained BPA: Washington State Senate passes Senate Bill 6248, a ban on Bisphenol A (BPA) in children's products.

Woman and Fetus: Man sentenced to 76 years for killing a pregnant woman in 1982.

AAAAAAAAAH! Man allegedly kills ex-girlfriend, scatters body parts around a gravel pit east of Gold Bar, WA. He says she broke a "Wiccan blood oath."

NOT AGAIN: Thurston County teens charged with felonies after sexting.

Breaks! President Obama proposes a $33 billion tax break plan to help boost job creation.

Ha Ha Purity Test: GOP adopts "purity resolution" requiring candidates to support 8 out of 10 listed issues to receive party support.

Mess! US suspends medical evacuations from Haiti until they figure out who is paying the medical bills.

Today in Arms Deals: China threatens sanctions on American arms contractors over the US's $6.4 billion arms sale to Taiwan.

Five Charged With "Waging War Against God": Iran tries 16 people over December's Ashura Day protests.

"Disgruntled Employee": Interpreter shoots and kills two US soldiers in Afghanistan.

In South Africa: Some of Mahatma Gandhi's ashes scattered in the Indian Ocean during a ceremony observing the 62nd anniversary of his death.

WAIT FOR IT: This last guy is awesome! I want a list of the other 104 words!