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News & ArtsTuesday, May 11, 2010
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How about having an alert for some specific unique/bizarre thing on Craigslist... Can't think of something off the top of my head... but there are lots of options.
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lift my luggage
would be interesting to watch the results expand from mostly slog references to references in all other places, just as santorum took over the internet.
would be interesting to watch the results expand from mostly slog references to references in all other places, just as santorum took over the internet.
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Fuckslave--Because it's fun to say: "There is mounting evidence to suggest that Clarence Thomas is in fact Antonin Scalia's fuckslave."
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"monument made entirely of"
"are not legal to keep as pets"
"unofficial world record"
"completely filled with"
"was surprised to find that"
"worst prize ever"
"literally came to life"
"are not legal to keep as pets"
"unofficial world record"
"completely filled with"
"was surprised to find that"
"worst prize ever"
"literally came to life"
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how about:
"skanky strawberry shortcake"
"necrotizing fasciitis"
"pootschah"
"weaponized jujubes"
or if the poop stuff it's just too good to let go:
"new enema ideas"
"designer colostomy bag"
"skanky strawberry shortcake"
"necrotizing fasciitis"
"pootschah"
"weaponized jujubes"
or if the poop stuff it's just too good to let go:
"new enema ideas"
"designer colostomy bag"
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"also doubles as a sex toy"
"genetic failure"
"betty white"
"accidental penetration"
"midwestern culture"
"not my baby"
"bonglord"
"genetic failure"
"betty white"
"accidental penetration"
"midwestern culture"
"not my baby"
"bonglord"
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My vote: Quinceanera. Always an entertaining and tragic read if you put yourself in the shoes of the guest of honor.
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A friend of mine used to check Google News for "puppies" until she realized it was always only going to be stories about bad things happening to puppies.
My recommendations:
"Lindy West is"
"Google alert"
"festering"
"ghost"
"butt"
"Carol Channing"
My recommendations:
"Lindy West is"
"Google alert"
"festering"
"ghost"
"butt"
"Carol Channing"
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