You want, like, a big fat list of everything happening everywhere for queer week—the boat parties, the block parties, rugby played in prom dresses, the drag-queen nun stuff, the queer youth stuff, Chi Chi LaRue's whereabouts, dykes upon bikes, picnics for the leather crowd, activities for your dog, sumo wrestling, beer pong, DJ this, DJ that, everything, all of it? Here you go.