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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Religion I Don't Think That's How It's Supposed to Work

Posted by David Schmader on Thu, Jul 29, 2010 at 12:31 PM

Baby drowns during baptism.

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According to literal bibical theology this is about the only way the baby will go to heaven without doubt; assuming the infant remembered to accept Jesus Christ as it's Lord. If not; sorry mom and dad, your child ROASTS IN THE FLAMES OF HELL!!!!!!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on July 29, 2010 at 12:34 PM

Clearly, that baby was a witch.

Posted by Mighty Kaytor

on July 29, 2010 at 12:34 PM

No David, it was all part of God's plan.

Posted by kurisu on July 29, 2010 at 12:45 PM

Clearly, he didn't accept the Lord as his personal savior.

Posted by ddecounter on July 29, 2010 at 12:58 PM

It was Moldova. Everyone was drunk, I'm sure.

Posted by Fnarf

on July 29, 2010 at 1:28 PM

I will bet any amount that the baby was about to out the priest for sexual abuse, so the priest did him in.

Posted by thatsnotright on July 29, 2010 at 2:01 PM

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I don't think that the accidental deaths of young children are a rich source of humour.

Posted by rhymeswithlibrarian on July 29, 2010 at 2:06 PM

I concur with the librarian. I enjoy snarking at the fuckups of the clergy, but my heart goes out to those parents and their family. I can't laugh at this.

Posted by spondee on July 29, 2010 at 3:25 PM