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Friday, July 30, 2010

Politics / TV Rep. Aaron Schock's Homoerotic Glitzkrieg* Continues

Posted by David Schmader on Fri, Jul 30, 2010 at 7:51 AM

From Slog tipper Cody:

I'm not sure if you're a fan or not of Bravo's Top Chef but in the most recent episode, Aaron Shock was a featured guest judge and the obviously closeted Representative managed to, once again, galavant his homosexuality. Some of his best quotes were "There's a lot of meat on that stick" and his description of one meal as "fireworks in my mouth."

Thank you, Cody.

*-~~Newly minted~~ Freshly disseminated word from The Daily Show. Use it in a sentence today!

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I saw that episode. He also picked the best looking contestant for winner.

He is a little purty, delicate thing though. I just can't believe, seeing him live, that anyone would mistake him for straight.

Posted by hal on July 30, 2010 at 8:23 AM

that belt just screams "GAY!!!!!"

Posted by scary tyler moore

on July 30, 2010 at 8:43 AM

I couldn't believe how absolutely gay everything about him seemed in that episode. He may have not come to terms with it yet but honey, everyone knows you are gay.

Posted by John M on July 30, 2010 at 9:30 AM

I watched this episode last night and wondered if Slog picked this up. Thanks, Cody! Huffpo has a clip as well--check out Schock's suit. Hilarious!

Posted by Schock Tool on July 30, 2010 at 9:36 AM

newly minted my ass. there's been a glitzkrieg burlesque troop here in Seattle for almost 10 years.

Posted by diminished on July 30, 2010 at 10:47 AM

5: Whoops, sorry, fixing...

Posted by David Schmader on July 30, 2010 at 11:43 AM

Gay or not, I just don't see the appeal. He's a very plain, nearly homely, white boy. Nondescript eyes, thin lips, flat smile... Do people think he's so hot just because he's in shape?

Posted by Judith on July 30, 2010 at 1:32 PM