A wannabe cyberbully kind of misses the mark with this email...

We have amongst us another douchebag!! Another person in the world who is the typical stereotype of the nerd from the days of old! The kind whose wrath is incurred when the neighborhood bully takes his lunch money, when the local cheerleader wouldn't even flash her tits at him, and so the world is to blame because he is so weak! Mr. Savage, sir, you are a LOSER!!! Go fucking hang yourself and stimulate evolution in mankind! You're so useless as one who could give advice, and you seriously need to stop chasing after teenage girls!

Think of the different path my life might've taken if only the cheerleaders had shown me their tits.