...somehow made George W. Bush pro-life. But the woman who actually had the miscarriage—that would be George W. Bush's mom—and then decided to put her miscarried fetus in a jar and then decided to show her miscarried fetish in a jar to her then-teenage son... that woman is pro-choice.
Republican family values are all about the weirdogasms.
UPDATE: I remember seeing a line of jars with fetuses in them, at all stages of development, on a field trip to the Field Museum of Natural History back when I was in grade school. It didn't make a pro-lifer out of me. But, then again, none of the Field Museum's aborted and/or miscarried fetuses were Bushes. Which is too bad.