You know what? I don't understand why people do ANYTHING. And I especially don't understand why three idiots climbed to the tippity top of the tallest skyscraper in the world, videotaped themselves and posted it to YouTube so the poop that was in my colon would squirt into my underpants. And I especially, ESPECIALLY don't understand why one of these goddamn fucking morons ISN'T EVEN HOLDING ON. Hold on, you goddamn fucking moron!! (Oh, sweet Christ... I feel faint.)

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