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Here we are four days after the last of HUMPS!'s twenty sold-out screenings and we still can't tell which films won HUMP! because we're still counting the votes. We're awarding prizes in four categories this year—Best Kink, Best Humor, Best Sex, and Best In Show—and each ballot has four votes on it and each vote has to entered by hand into the Diebold HUMP! Vote Tabulator 2010 and it's taking forfuckingever. We can announce now, however, that Richard Sanders' HUMP! entry—I said African Americans Have a "Cum Problem," Not a "Crime Problem"—has been mathematically eliminated. The gap is too large for Sanders to close.

We should have full HUMP! results by Friday and HUMP! winners will be announced first right here on Slog!