Here's what I know. I had 20 pumpkin pie filled cream cheese cupcakes on my desk. They were topped with cinnamon cream cheese buttercream and little cinnamon-sugar pie pieces. The pan of cupcakes was wrapped in wax paper and plastic wrap, and there was a note on the top saying "NO! FOR SLOG HAPPY!" That is because I did not want the greedy Stranger staff to eat your cupcakes, Sloggers. They're YOURS. They're for YOU. I was going to bring them to Slog Happy tonight (at the Summit Public House, 6 pm, by the way).

BUT!

After sorting some e-mail, I went to get coffee and a banana. When I returned, the cupcakes were GONE. Grant can't stop giggling. Christopher held back laughs, too. Brenn claims to have "not noticed" anything. Brian, the boss of all our computers, is acting very guilty. This banana is delicious.

SOMEONE STOLE YOUR CUPCAKES!