- David Belisle & Kelly O
Attention citizens: You have just a handful of days remaining to take part in this year's Strangercrombie Holiday Auction, which wraps up at 5 pm this coming Wednesday, December 15.
In case you don't already know, Strangercrombie is our annual cavalcade of one-of-a-kind gifts, which we auction off to raise money for exceedingly worthy causes. Some examples of the awesomeness:
*Vegetable Lover's Package!
Get healthy in the New Year with a gift from Lucky Palate Vegetarian Meal Service, which will get you at least six vegetarian and/or vegan dishes delivered to your home. For a night you feel like going out, enjoy $25 worth of vegan eats at Loving Hut. Work off all that food with 30 days of unlimited Bikram yoga at SweatBox (see www.sweatboxyoga.com for schedule), and since a little indulgence never hurt anyone, we'll throw in a little something from Coopers Brewery.
*Meat Lover's Package!
Do you have a hankering for meat that no mere panderingly named pizza can satisfy? Then this is the package for you. You get bacon socks and meat socks from the Sock Monster (made of cotton, not actual meat); a vintage mink-fur hat, a muskrat pelt, a ram's horn, and deer antlers from No Parking on Pike; a Bacon Lover's Ultimate Gift Pack from J&D's Foods (includes multiple flavors of Bacon Salt, one bag each of Regular and Cheddar BaconPOP, Bacon Lip Balm, Bacon-Flavored Mmmvelopes, one jar of Baconnaise, and J&D's Country Style Bacon Gravy Mix); and dinner for four at Smith (including two appetizers, four entrées, dessert, and two bottles of wine), plus YOUR OWN TAXIDERMIED PHEASANT. If that doesn't get you hate-fucked by the nubiles from PETA, nothing will!
*HUMP! Lover's Package!
The winner of this auction gets a row of 10 seats at HUMP! 2011. No waiting in line—just come on in and prepare to witness a whole lot of homegrown fuckin'.
Find the whole avalanche of gift packages here and get to bidding. You've got a scant four days and a few hours left!
Strangercrombie: Once a year, we do something good™.