I know it's hard to see past the breasts, but breasts are an impractical holiday gift for most people (think of the awkward wrapping job). Now imagine: You could give the gift of chicken fried steak or Harbor Island Hash to someone you love (perhaps yourself), once a month, every month, for a year, with this weekend brunch package at West Seattle's Skylark Cafe and Club. Good for 12 free brunch entrees (excludes drinks and tip).

Here's their full brunch menu. Now go bid!