Everyone loves a poll and everyone loves to judge! Here is the topic:

I have been told that there are a some things I have failed to do that are legally required if I am to refer to myself as a nerd. Which of these is my most egregious shortcoming, for which my credentials should be revoked? Tell me, Slog-nerds, and I vow to rectify the situation in 2011. As you know, all Slog polls are legally binding.