In response to Eli's post about our German friend Ratzy saying, finally, that Jews are not responsible for Jesus's death, my very funny sister, Maureen, says:

Actually, it was gay porn stars who killed Christ. I mean, come on, you've seen their Roman soldier get-ups, those lace-up boots and the short armor skirt? They might as well be on a casting call for A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Santorum.

I'm just saying, I would totally rent A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Santorum.