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Friday, March 18, 2011

Oh, You Kids! Filthy, Filthy Baby: "Fuck it"

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Mar 18, 2011 at 10:13 AM

As you have probably surmised by this point, I believe "babies" to be the stupidest beings on the planet. HOWEVER! Certain babies—while still undeniably idiotic—are kind of okay. Take this baby for example, who probably knows he's never getting smarter, so at least he has a good attitude about it.

OH! You filthy, filthy baby.

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Mommy and Daddy have potty mouths.

Posted by Sargon Bighorn on March 18, 2011 at 10:23 AM

"Fuck it." Yes! That's your answer. That's your answer for everything. Tattoo it on your forehead!

Posted by no marketable skills on March 18, 2011 at 10:27 AM

Oh god. That's gonna be my kid in a few months.

Posted by TVDinner

on March 18, 2011 at 10:34 AM

I love swearing babies and toddlers. Please let that be the next big internet meme.

Posted by seandr on March 18, 2011 at 10:35 AM

@2 - Perfect

Posted by Porkchop Sandwiches! on March 18, 2011 at 10:38 AM

youre gonna be alright kid

Posted by aardvark on March 18, 2011 at 10:39 AM

Is it me, or did one of those Fuck It's sound like Suck It
which to mean seems infinitely funnier

Posted by xcowardx on March 18, 2011 at 10:46 AM

He wants a little brother or sister, so get to work dad, and fuck it!

Posted by Vince on March 18, 2011 at 11:11 AM

Cussing babies crack my happyass up.

Posted by kerfuffle on March 18, 2011 at 11:24 AM

What idiotic parents. Wait till that kid gets to school.

Posted by westello on March 18, 2011 at 12:08 PM

Fuck it! That's what I say to the crying babies here who have a problem with a baby swearing. Idiots: this baby will forget that word in a week. Idiots, this baby is not in school.

Fuck it.

Posted by Otto Toot Otto on March 18, 2011 at 12:38 PM

Perhaps it is too soon to assign gender roles here, but fuck it...I'm pretty sure that Ellie is a girl, folks.

Posted by pg13 on March 18, 2011 at 2:00 PM

I have a nephew who at 2 years could barely talk, but had everyone one of my uncle's obscenities ready to go at any time. Nothing like hearing a toddler mumble "goddamnfuckingsonofabitch" when he drops his Fisher-Price toy.

Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on March 18, 2011 at 2:03 PM

I don't have a problem with cussing toddlers, but way to go mom and dad for rewarding it by giving them lots of attention and videotaping it!

Posted by suddenlyorcas on March 18, 2011 at 4:21 PM

She probably thinks she's saying "hello" or something.

Posted by Wicked Virgin

on March 19, 2011 at 3:05 PM

Wait'll Ellie's like 34 and working in customer service at a Fred Meyer and that's still all she can say.

Posted by ron_in_PDX on March 19, 2011 at 6:58 PM

Again... anyone who generalizes and says shit like "a child is best raised by heterosexual parents" is an idiot. This baby who is encouraged (by being video taped and no doubt broadcasted on YouTube) to repeat the phrase, "fuck it" is living proof of that. Imagine for one second, that this child was adopted and being raised by two gay men. Focus On The Family would be suing for custody as I type this, and the parents would be demonized by all the other religious jackasses.

Posted by TreGibbs on March 20, 2011 at 11:17 PM

When my nephew was still learning to talk, he had trouble with "S" sounds, and often dropped them. He was playing with Play-Doh, and he asked his father to make him "a stick: a really big stick." We did our best not to laugh at his request for a really big dick, but nobody would think (given the context) that my sister and her husband were raising a two-year-old gay cockfiend.

Also, sometimes, kids pick up words and phrases and repeat anything and everything they hear. Also, sometimes, dads need to be told what they can do with their mild scoldings.

Posted by MacCrocodile