You say you haven't seen your daily quota of stuffy white know-it-all jackasses yet? Allow me to help: Donald Trump went on Bill O'Reilly's show to discuss Muslims (turns out, there are some good Muslims!), and Barack Obama's birth certificate. Along the way, we learn that Trump, who describes himself as "a very smart guy," has never seen a birth announcement; that he hates the word "birther;" that he thinks Obama's birth certificate might say "he's a Muslim;" and that he's fallen down the birther hole pretty quickly. "Two weeks ago, I felt like probably he was born in the country. Today, it's possibly."

O'Reilly, to his credit, refuses to agree with Trump on the birth certificate, providing the most succinct, condescending biography of Barack Obama that has ever been uttered: "His mother was a hippie. His father was a Kenyan who split."

Watch the whole thing.