America, beware! In the dead of night, a drunken Tim Pawlenty staffer might just try to break into your home and scare the living piss out of your teenage daughter:

A 15-year-old girl found a campaign worker from Alabama banging on her Ankeny family's back door early Wednesday morning.

Chloe Steward told KCCI she heard her dog barking around 3 a.m. and went to investigate. She said she found a man trying to get into the back door...

"His arm was in my back door, trying to get in and I screamed and went upstairs to my parents room and I continued screaming," said Chloe Steward.
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Iowa political strategist Eric Woolson is a consultant for the Pawlenty Exploratory Committee. He confirmed to KCCI that Foster is employed by the Pawlenty Exploratory Committee. He said they declining to comment at this time on the incident.
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The Steward family said Foster was drunk and was trying to get home to a friend's house in Johnston. They said he vomited in their backyard and scared their daughter.

I eagerly await Pawlenty's apocalyptic video about his own staffers rampaging, zombielike, in the pre-dawn streets of Iowa. The best thing to come out of this? "His arm was in my back door, trying to get in and I screamed and went upstairs to my parents room and I continued screaming," is my favorite sentence of the day.