Right now, I'm in a secure, undisclosed location in the state of Wyoming. (A hint: The partial pressure of oxygen in my lungs right now is about 120 torr.) Several observations from my journey:

1. There is a lot of wind. Maybe we should do something with it.

2. Oil refineries smell terrible, but are startlingly beautiful at night.

3. Sinclair has the best logo for a gas company: