Behold as one Fox News contributor connects the dots between a J. Crew ad that depicts a loving mother painting her son's toenails pink (because he enjoys it) to brown people bleaching their skin so they can "playact as Caucasians" to the end of the human race as we know it:

The fallout is already being seen... Girls beat up other girls on YouTube. Young men primp and preen until their abdomens are washboards and their hair is perfect. And while that may seem like no big deal, it will be a very big deal if it turns out that neither gender is very comfortable anymore nurturing children above all else, and neither gender is motivated to rank creating a family above having great sex forever and neither gender is motivated to protect the nation by marching into combat against other men and risking their lives.

We're doomed—thanks a lot J. Crew. I guess there's nothing left to do but go punch a woman and then motorboat some abs.