Huh. I guess I'm on the hating Gwyneth beat, now: Slog tippers Rachel and H each sent in links to this video featuring a dramatic reading from Paltrow's new cookbook:

And Rachel points out that the commenters at Jezebel are on Gwyneth's side:

This is the kind of uncomfortable embarrassment I got when I was 12 watching the mean girls pick on their target of the week.

Are we really entering an age of celebrity apologists? I think wealthy, clueless jerks are always fuckwithable. What do you say, Slog?