ME: "Lindy, you are covered in spiders today."
LINDY: "What! Don't say that!"
ME: "On your legs."
LINDY: "I am not!"
ME: "Yes you are, look at your legs."
LINDY: "No!"
ME: "Yes."
LINDY: "No!!!"
ME: "Stand still, I'm taking a picture."

Am I wrong, Sloggers? Is Lindy West not covered in spiders?