In Case You Missed It: Navy chaplains will be permitted to officiate at same-sex marriage ceremonies on naval bases, and Newt Gingrich will announce his presidential run today.

Sold!: Skype, to Microsoft, for $8.5 billion.

The Lord's Work: "A Seattle minister and foster parent accused of sexually assaulting three children has been charged with child molestation and rape," reports Seattlepi.com.

Gary C. Krueger: Former Seattle police officer tied to multiple murders.

Matt Paul: Current King County police officer tied to violent assholism.

Man vs. Nature: Army corps battle rising Mississippi River.

Fake Navy SEALs: Coming out of the woodwork.

At Least She Was Already at the Hospital: Woman rescued after driving her car through a wall at Virginia Mason and plunging down an elevator shaft.

Drug Smugglers in Minisubmarines: Hunted down by Seattle Coast Guard crews.

Still Fresh!: Skull in plastic bag found along Snohomish highway.

Honor Restored: City University of New York board overturns attempt to block Tony Kushner's honorary degree because of his views on Israel.

Terminated: The loving bond between Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Lipstick on a Pig: McDonald's stores to get a billion-dollar makeover.

Finally, happy birthday to Bono, the talented, committed, yet impossible-to-love musician and activist born on this day in 1960. Here's footage of his old-school power mullet in action.