Posted by Leigh Hofheimer at Can You Relate?, brought to my attention by Last Days' commenter goreedgo, and proof that there is such a thing as a rape joke worth making in 2011 (despite all proof to the contrary supplied by Seattle's desperate-to-be-edgy comedians): Ten Rape Prevention Tips.

A few highlights:

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

Thank you, Leigh Hofheimer.