Finally, proof positive that Jesus loves hillbillies more than the rest of us. A couple in Greenville, South Carolina return from one of their many trips to Walmart to discover... a mysterious picture of Jesus Christ on their receipt!! I mean... who else could it be? Dude's got a beard! And he's staring right at us in a judgmental fashion! IT'S A MIRACLE!!! (Whew. Thank god this receipt didn't fall into the wrong hands... such as somebody who shops at Urban Outfitters.)