Sext Ed taught by City Council member Jean Godden is just one of the many things you missed at tonight's Candidate Survivor, featuring five races for city council, five heavyweight bouts, and five championship belts.
The 79-year-old incumbent schooled the 400-strong audience at Neumos on sexting DOs ("Know your partner's sexting history") and DON'Ts ("No giving head... shots") as she battled to retain her council seat.
- Frau "One sext is worth 10,000 dirty words" Godden
I'm still blushing.
Sadly, Godden's talent didn't win her the bout against challengers Bobby Forch, Maurice Classen, and Michael Taylor-Judd. More tomorrow!
