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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Santorum Spews: Gay Marriage Tanked the Economy

Posted by on Wed, Aug 17, 2011 at 11:43 AM

It wasn't our economic policies, it wasn't the housing bubble, it wasn't unfunded wars, it wasn't greedy banksters, it wasn't tax breaks for billionaires. It was homos:

"Letting the family break down and in fact encouraging it and inciting more breakdown through this whole redefinition of marriage debate, and not supporting strong nuclear families and not supporting and standing up for the dignity of human life. Those lead to a society that’s broken.... If you think that we can be a society that [that] disregards the family and the important role it plays, and doesn’t teach moral values and the important role of faith in the public square, and then expect people to be good, decent and moral when they behave economically, if you look at the root cause of the economic problems that we’re dealing with on Wall Street and Main Street I might add, from 2008, they were huge moral failings."

In a related development: "rick" redefined.

 

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gloomy gus 1
That's amazing.
Posted by gloomy gus on August 17, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 2
This guy's certifiable.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on August 17, 2011 at 11:58 AM
3
Seems legit.
Posted by fuddy on August 17, 2011 at 12:01 PM
4
If only we'd known that before 2008, it could all have been avoided.
Posted by Ricardo on August 17, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Sargon Bighorn 5
What an ASS. The Feds spend like drunk sailors and wonder why the people do the same and run up huge personal debt. The Feds perpetrate violence everywhere and wonder why the people act violently toward each other. The Feds give Billions of tax payer dollars to rich people and then wonder why people are screaming not to be taxed more. And this idiot Santorum is blaming Gay citizens for the break down when all they want is to get married?
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on August 17, 2011 at 12:03 PM
dwightmoodyforgetsthings 6
There was a break down of morals that lead to our economic problems. When politicians allowed themselves to be bought into ending regulations that worked, when business people deliberately inflated a bubble, knowing it had to pop sometime and that they wouldn't be the ones left holding the bag...

It was greed that did it. It has nothing to do with who put their dick in what.
Posted by dwightmoodyforgetsthings http://www.reddit.com/r/spaceclop on August 17, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Rujax! 7
Let's get this party started shall we?

Bash the motherfucker in his image...which is clearly ALL he cares about.
Posted by Rujax! http://rujax.blogspot.com/ on August 17, 2011 at 12:04 PM
Vince 8
If he's so concerned about everybody else's "moral failings" why isn't he bitching about the rape of thousands of children by Catholic priests? He is myopic about homos and it has me thinking it's not gay marriage that's bothering him so much but something else (LLS-luggage lifter syndrome).
Posted by Vince on August 17, 2011 at 12:04 PM
9
You know, back in the Gilded Age/ Victorian Era, churches were strong, non-Biblically sanctioned sexuality was abhorred, and it didn't do ANYTHING to prevent robber barons from taking obscene advantage of us all. Santorum is full of shit, in both definitions of the term.
Posted by I have always been... east coaster on August 17, 2011 at 12:06 PM
SchmuckyTheCat 10
There are other shorthand names for Richard besides Rick. Maybe he should be using one, because he is one.
Posted by SchmuckyTheCat on August 17, 2011 at 12:07 PM
11
You can call this a candidate, or you can call it an asshole; calling it a candidate won't make it one.
Posted by Calpete on August 17, 2011 at 12:07 PM
12
Are you sure about this post Danny?

'cause we don't want to get all indignant
and then find out you totally fucked up the story.

like you did about the dead lesbian body in Indiana....

are you going to retract that post and apologize, Danny?

or are you sooooo ANGRY! at your stupidity
you are repeatedly and uncontrollably
throwing up in your own mouth.......
Posted by Journalism 101 Epic Fail on August 17, 2011 at 12:08 PM
13
Just look at all those failed secularist societies of modern Europe, where gays and other challenges to the "family" are accepted. Now contrast them with all those successful traditional societies where homosexuality is punished by death and women are stoned for adultry. Oh yeah, that's like comparing nothing to nothing.
Posted by LML on August 17, 2011 at 12:09 PM
14
A wonderful example of the logical fallacy "post hoc ergo propter hoc" = "After this, therefore because of this." What a maroon, as Bugs Bunny would say.
Posted by NotYourStrawMan on August 17, 2011 at 12:09 PM
15
13

you make a good point.

European society actually is failing.
have you seen the riots?
they have replaced the family with the Nanny State and are discovering they can't afford it.
those nations are literally bankrupt.
and now their amoral secular hooligan peasantry are rioting in the streets.

good comparison.
Posted by thanks for making Rick's point on August 17, 2011 at 12:14 PM
16
lets let Rick speak for himself-
we know how badly Danny can fuck up a story.....

"Letting the family break down and in fact encouraging it and inciting more breakdown through this whole redefinition of marriage debate, and not supporting strong nuclear families and not supporting and standing up for the dignity of human life. Those lead to a society that’s broken.
…
If you think that we can be a society that kills our own, and that disregards the family and the important role it plays, and doesn’t teach moral values and the important role of faith in the public square, and then expect people to be good, decent and moral when they behave economically, if you look at the root cause of the economic problems that we’re dealing with on Wall Street and Main Street I might add, from 2008, they were huge moral failings. And you can’t say that we’re gonna take morality out of the public square, morality out of our schools, God out of our schools, and then expect people to behave decently in a country that requires, capitalism requires some strong modicum of moral consciousness if it’s gonna be successful."
Posted by Just the Facts, ma'am..... on August 17, 2011 at 12:16 PM
balderdash 17
Well duh. It's well known that all investment bankers and stockbrokers are self-destructive bug-chasing faggots. I mean, you couldn't find a more wild, liberal, image-unconscious, iconoclastic community than Wall Street.

I get why you still pay attention to ol' Santy, Dan, but is it okay if the rest of us just write him off as a broken, anal-obsessed pinhead and ignore him until he slinks back to Fox News and disappears off the greater national news radar? He's not going to accomplish anything in politics any more and his cracked whining depresses me.
Posted by balderdash http://introverse.blogspot.com on August 17, 2011 at 12:16 PM
COMTE 18
Spoken like a true Fourth Place loser...
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on August 17, 2011 at 12:20 PM
19
Gee, at the time of the financial collapse and the onset of the recession, same-sex marriage was only legal in--at most--five states! That's only 10% of the states in the U.S.! Imagine how much worse the economy would be if it had been legal in all 50 states! Thank God for DOMA! Up With Santorum! We need this man to make certain that our freedoms are upheld at 18th century levels!
Posted by Clayton on August 17, 2011 at 12:22 PM
20
ah- what a chimp that Rick is....

but then, you know;

society is going to Hell fast
('Skipping to Gommoirah'?
isn't that what our Danny calls it?...)

more and more children are raised without their two married parents,
and sociologists know that leads to a multitude of problems later on.....

and our economy is totally fucked up- a big problem is that skilled people are not available to fulfill needs in the economy-
tens of millions unemployed but skilled well paying jobs going begging- that's sure fucked up

yeah- the quality of our citizenry is surely in the shitter-
masses begging the government to provide something as basic as healthcare, insisting they can not provide their own.... thats sure fucked up

and what about taxpayers?
according to the Democraps 50%
FIF-FUCKING-TY PERCENT
HALF
of all American'ts
are so FUCKING PATHETIC
that they can't be expected to pay
ONE FUCKING PENNY in Federal Income Taxes...

HALF of all American'ts are unable to contribute ANYTHING to achieving the goals of out Federal Government.

that's totally fucked up.

and, at the same time,
we must admit that our Danny has
(single handedly- *swoon!*...)
been very successful at redefining the family.
We're Winning!! he brays,
and with good reason....

so, damn, Rick seems to be onto something here.
Posted by Fools Mock butt they shall PERISH on August 17, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In 21
Wait, I thought our problems were all because of these immigrants. Or was it environmental regulations? Or the debt ceiling? Damn, it's so hard to keep all these shrill panic issues straight.

Just another day from the Shriekocracy.
Posted by Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In on August 17, 2011 at 12:36 PM
22
Wow. He just alienated pretty much any financial industry person who would have voted for him, even if they agreed with his stances on gay marriage and abortion and whatever. Someone with such a fundamental failure to understand what caused our financial collapse is utterly unequipped to be president of the largest economy in the world. This dude just has to keep talking and he'll blip his career (the presidency was never a possibility, as Dan frequently points out) right out of existence.
Posted by JrzWrld on August 17, 2011 at 12:41 PM
pissy mcslogbot 23
Someone who thinks that a rape victim should be forced to carry and deliver any potential offspring of that rape has no place at all talking about morals.
Posted by pissy mcslogbot on August 17, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Baconcat 24
Surprised Santorum is still running
Posted by Baconcat on August 17, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Garfield 25
thanks a lot for tanking the economy, Dan!
Posted by Garfield on August 17, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Vince 26
@24 When you have that many kids it's a safe bet running is more lucrative than working.
Posted by Vince on August 17, 2011 at 12:53 PM
balderdash 27
@20

"Fools mock butt"?

Should we, like, respect ass more, lest we fall? Did the late Romans have insufficient booty dignity?

I'm confused about what exactly your Freudian slip there is getting at.
Posted by balderdash http://introverse.blogspot.com on August 17, 2011 at 1:05 PM
28
yes you are
Posted by you need to see a doctor on August 17, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Rob in Baltimore 29
Why do the gays cause everything bad that happens? Tornadoes, Hurricanes, floods, earthquakes, financial collapses! It's the gays! You'd think with all these awesome godlike, gay powers, we'd've taken over the world by now.
Posted by Rob in Baltimore http://www.wishbookweb.com/ on August 17, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Vince 30
@29 Shhhh. We have.
Posted by Vince on August 17, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Pmasp 31
Speaking of "Google problems" (ok I just couldn't find a better thread here for this observation)
Any time I've googled "Fox news" One of THEIR TOP STORIES is always this headline: "Seattle-Area Pedophile Has 'How-to' Web Site for Men Seeking Little Girl Activities" and the story dates from almost FIVE YEARS AGO! I realize I am googling this in the city of Seattle, but what is it about Fox News that this story is still #1 five years running? This isn't just on my computer, is it?
Posted by Pmasp on August 17, 2011 at 1:40 PM
32
31 yes it is your computer
google tracks your searches and is aware of your kiddie porn habit and thinks you will be interested in the story.
way to out yourself as a pedophile.....
Posted by but hey its normal and natural so dont sweat it on August 17, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Matt from Denver 33
I'm only checking to see what Seattleblues has to say. I know he's in agreement with this basic premise.
Posted by Matt from Denver on August 17, 2011 at 2:04 PM
34
OK, so gays tanked the economy. And the tanked economy is going to get Obama out of office. Once again, another reason why the Republicans should be THANKING the gays! (Just like the rapture nuts should have thanked the gays for bringing on the apocolypse!)
Posted by LML on August 17, 2011 at 2:11 PM
MacCrocodile 35
@29 - I'd just like a little credit for the good things we've caused, too. I'd even accept a good old corporate compliment sandwich. "We appreciate the way you guys are much better-dressed on average, but we've had a few complaints that you've been causing hurricanes, so work on that. Keep up the good work with the theater stuff."
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on August 17, 2011 at 2:11 PM
crivins 36
Oh, you gay people. You're like the new Jewish conspiracy. Except I don't think we ever caused hurricanes. Mostly occasional thunderstorms.
Posted by crivins on August 17, 2011 at 2:15 PM
MacCrocodile 37
@36 - Well, somebody caused the Galveston hurricane of 1900, and it certainly wasn't us. Maybe that one was McKinley. The guy did die almost exactly a year later; sometimes God's aim is a little off, but he finds his target sooner or later.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on August 17, 2011 at 2:20 PM
38
Up here in Canada, same sex marriage has been legal for what ? 6 years? Our economy is in pretty good shape - we'd recovered almost entirely from the recession of 2008, and this latest shakeup will probably only have a temporary effect.

Would Mr Santorum care to comment?
Posted by agony on August 17, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Ophian 39
These fellas on the right that are pointing to America's moral collapse as the root of the problem are in fact a perfect illustration of the real issue: dogma induced myopia.

Santorum, Bachmann, Perry, all of them live in the same world-view that filters fact to bolster their ideology. They are not capable of observing fact and then drawing likely conclusions.

It seems that a significant minority of Americans live in that same bubble. That is what is dragging this country down.
Posted by Ophian on August 17, 2011 at 2:58 PM
40
@ 24 - Doesn't santorum always run, by its very nature?
Posted by Ricardo on August 17, 2011 at 2:59 PM
cheerio 41
When speaking rhetorically, less is sometimes more. Santorum is utilizing a method of argument in which he attempts to connect every one of society's contemporary issues to the "threat" of gay marriage. However, the problem with this method is ever-increasing distance between argument and truth. Santorum's claims have become so outlandish that I posit they will actually begin to hurt his case against homosexuality rather than help it.

So, as a gay guy, I encourage Santorum to keep running his mouth. He might just say something so stupid he can never recover from it. One can hope...
Posted by cheerio on August 17, 2011 at 3:33 PM
42
When conservative Repubs start talking about "family values" they mean Patriarchy. (They don't actually value families.)
Posted by Smhill on August 17, 2011 at 3:35 PM
Cato the Younger Younger 43
Sorry all of my butt sex destroyed the economy but what are you going to do?
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on August 17, 2011 at 3:38 PM
44
Yo Dan, you botched the quote.
Posted by ghassan on August 17, 2011 at 4:17 PM
45
Mr. Frothy Mixture seems to be looking for a scapegoat.
Posted by jnurse on August 17, 2011 at 5:26 PM
46
@36: Gay Jews must be like supervillains.
Posted by James Hutchings on August 17, 2011 at 6:51 PM
47
God, I just wish he would get caught sucking dick in a bathroom... But in this case something tells me it's unlikely.
What's the appropriate action to take should one ever run into Santorum?
Posted by niko4ever on August 18, 2011 at 12:04 AM
48
Funny, I remember it saying somewhere that it's *money* that's the root of all evil. I wonder who said that?

And I wonder what that same guy said about the homos. Hmm.
Posted by gromm on August 18, 2011 at 12:14 AM
49
Just as importantly, it seems that we *all* must lead utterly perfect lives without sin to ensure that Bad Things don't happen to us. If that's the case, I can totally understand the need to stone people to death for spitting on the sidewalk or worse yet, taking the lord's name in vain (that one is actually a direct quote from God, by the way, unlike the homo thing). We can't let *any* sinners live, for fear of the hurricanes and tornadoes and earthquakes and such.

But I thought we weren't worshipping Montezuma?
Posted by gromm on August 18, 2011 at 12:20 AM
Helenka (also a Canuck) 50
@38 (agony)
Even longer, though on a provincial basis.
It was 2003 for Ontario and actually backdating to January 14, 2001 (I was in attendance), based on Reading of the Banns that got the whole ball rolling to make SSM legal across the country. [I'm especially tickled pink that a church procedure not specifying gender is what led to the first two marriages.]

::glances around::
Yup, it's pretty good up here but I'm sure Ricky doesn't want to hear that as it contradicts his delusions. His oh-so-many delusions.
Posted by Helenka (also a Canuck) on August 18, 2011 at 6:25 AM
51
@ 47 - Lick his face and say "Sorry, I just love the taste of Santorum". This should push all of his buttons. He might never recover.
Posted by Ricardo on August 18, 2011 at 9:05 AM
52
50 - Ah, I'm an Albertan, where of course we lagged behind the rest of the country....
Posted by agony on August 18, 2011 at 6:44 PM
geoz 53
@11.. Love it.
Posted by geoz on August 19, 2011 at 3:27 AM
54
What's interesting to me, is the Ubber Rights of the Politico Stooges: Ergo, the right to make outrageous comments and incitements , which the political process is currently working on making illegal for the rest of us.

It's apparently perfectly fine for this individual to spew trash but don't try it yourself, unless or until you belong to one of the approved voting blocks acknowledged bitches.
Posted by balsa on August 19, 2011 at 8:28 AM
55
Sounds like a Christian to me.
Posted by montex on August 19, 2011 at 8:16 PM
MirrorMan 56
Ricardo @ 40- Depends on how much fiber is in your diet.
Posted by MirrorMan on August 20, 2011 at 10:57 AM

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