New York legalizes same-sex marriage AND THEN THE CITY OF NEW YORK GETS HIT BY A MASSIVE HURRICANE!!! Something that has never happened before!!! Coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO!!!! THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS!!!!!! GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED!!!!!!! (This, however, is just a dry spell, nothing that a little prayer can't fix. And we shouldn't read anything into this, of course, because it's entirely possible that God meant for that lightning to hit the porn shop directly across the interstate—I mean, we should all know by now what terrible aim God has when he's feeling wrathful.)