Will She or Won't She?: Sarah Palin titillates a teabagger crowd in Iowa, but remains mum on her presidential aspirations. More to come tomorrow...

Go Sustainability: The Snohomish County Public Utility District is drilling a mile down for a sustainable source of geothermal energy.

Bezos' Rocket Won't Lift Off: After making the Internet go crazy with sneak previews of an upcoming Kindle tablet, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos was dealt a personal setback when his personal commercial spacecraft failed in a test.

Gene Simmons to Wed: USA Today reports that, after a quarter century and two shared kids with "longtime squeeze Shannon Tweed," the once-confirmed rocker bachelor is tying the knot.

Best Local Headline Today: "Police: Marijuana may have been motivation for machete attack."

Self-Proclaimed Squatters Arrested for Burglary: Four squatters loaded up someone's house while they were in Bellingham for health reasons. They cited some squatters rights they had heard about on the Internet when deputies arrived.

This Really Happens Everywhere, Doesn't It?: The Vatican has more claims—this time from Ireland—that it gets to deny and then admit when it becomes too obvious to lie about anymore.

In Case You Missed It: Bumbershoot is going on today!

Learn how to make and eat ice cream when you're drunk!