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Thursday, September 22, 2011

2012 / Savage Love / Retail Starbucks Selling Santorum T-Shirts

Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Sep 22, 2011 at 7:00 AM

Too rich for my ~~blood~~ frothy mix of lube and fecal matter.

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They should make matching boxers.

Posted by Vince on September 22, 2011 at 7:17 AM

@1: You can make your own for a lot cheaper! (Ew, I just grossed myself out.)

Posted by Cracker Jack on September 22, 2011 at 7:20 AM

gosh Danny you should call the folks at the Guinness Book of World Records cause surely no one has kept a poop joke going this long.
because, you know, most 10 year olds eventually grow up and quit making poop jokes....
(perhaps the kid could explain Middle School humor to you- you could take it in baby steps)

Posted by eColi on September 22, 2011 at 7:45 AM

That shirt's just silly. Put Santorum's face where the logo is, and someone may actually buy it.

Posted by Jamie in Pittsburgh

on September 22, 2011 at 7:48 AM

Grow up into someone who feels bad for people with the last name of Santorum, Dan.

Posted by OuterCow on September 22, 2011 at 7:50 AM

I feel sorry for people who spill coffee on their overpriced shirts.

Posted by MacCrocodile

on September 22, 2011 at 7:51 AM

Kinda reminds me of the trucker caps in the 80's you could find at seaside tourist traps. The the caps said "damn seagulls..." and had fake seagull droppings spattered about the bill and front panel.

Posted by PapaKipChee on September 22, 2011 at 7:52 AM

I've learned to grow up into my own sorrow...maybe you should too Danny. Now, I've got to run...I'm having brunch with Loveschild at the Hague.

Posted by slaggy

on September 22, 2011 at 8:09 AM

Dear god $85 for a tshirt that I make myself every now and then?

I admit, if it were $20 or so I might get it for the lulz...

Posted by BEG

on September 22, 2011 at 8:14 AM

10 Comment Pulled (Spam) Comment Policy

@10 - Misuse of apostrophes is a mortal sin.

Posted by MacCrocodile

on September 22, 2011 at 8:23 AM

Aggressive christianity is redundant

Posted by shaneleopard on September 22, 2011 at 8:26 AM

@10 - Poor formatting is a sin. Jesus wept.

Also, I didn't realize there was a town named Japan in Alabama.

Posted by ryanayr on September 22, 2011 at 8:35 AM

grow up

Posted by Swearengen on September 22, 2011 at 8:45 AM

@10- What happened to the "report" button on postings? SPAM ALERT!

Posted by OutInBumF on September 22, 2011 at 8:53 AM

Those t-shirts will be how you single out the douchebags from the rest.

Posted by suddenlyorcas on September 22, 2011 at 8:58 AM

Artisanal booklets! Who could resist? (For fuck's sake, why not "booklet's"? Or "judgment's"?)

Posted by rob!

on September 22, 2011 at 9:07 AM

@10 Is there any way we could get a report button for spam and trolls?

Posted by Mudkips on September 22, 2011 at 9:08 AM

Posted by scary tyler moore

on September 22, 2011 at 9:39 AM

@10 "We also have booklets on the truth about Islam and homosexuality."

That sort of like the truth about leftists and Islam, right?

Man, if I had a nickle for every pro abortion, pro women's rights, gay, Muslim...

Posted by ScoutX on September 22, 2011 at 9:43 AM

Oh for the love of god, enough with the "grow up" comments, please.

Posted by More, I Say! on September 22, 2011 at 9:50 AM

I always thought a t-shirt with the google home page & "santorum" in the search box would be neat. Someone feel free to steal my (totally obvious) idea please.

Posted by Mike in MO on September 22, 2011 at 9:56 AM

I'd love to see that t-shirt autographed by Santorum. Dan, would you pay $85 for it then?

Posted by anyes on September 22, 2011 at 11:24 AM