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Thursday, September 22, 2011

Starbucks Selling Santorum T-Shirts

Posted by on Thu, Sep 22, 2011 at 7:00 AM

Too rich for my blood frothy mix of lube and fecal matter.

 

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Vince 1
They should make matching boxers.
Posted by Vince on September 22, 2011 at 7:17 AM · Report this
Cracker Jack 2
@1: You can make your own for a lot cheaper! (Ew, I just grossed myself out.)
Posted by Cracker Jack on September 22, 2011 at 7:20 AM · Report this
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gosh Danny you should call the folks at the Guinness Book of World Records cause surely no one has kept a poop joke going this long.
because, you know, most 10 year olds eventually grow up and quit making poop jokes....
(perhaps the kid could explain Middle School humor to you- you could take it in baby steps)
Posted by eColi on September 22, 2011 at 7:45 AM · Report this
4
That shirt's just silly. Put Santorum's face where the logo is, and someone may actually buy it.
Posted by Jamie in Pittsburgh http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/strawberry.limonade?ref=name on September 22, 2011 at 7:48 AM · Report this
OuterCow 5
Grow up into someone who feels bad for people with the last name of Santorum, Dan.
Posted by OuterCow on September 22, 2011 at 7:50 AM · Report this
MacCrocodile 6
I feel sorry for people who spill coffee on their overpriced shirts.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on September 22, 2011 at 7:51 AM · Report this
7
Kinda reminds me of the trucker caps in the 80's you could find at seaside tourist traps. The the caps said "damn seagulls..." and had fake seagull droppings spattered about the bill and front panel.
Posted by PapaKipChee on September 22, 2011 at 7:52 AM · Report this
slaggy 8
I've learned to grow up into my own sorrow...maybe you should too Danny. Now, I've got to run...I'm having brunch with Loveschild at the Hague.
Posted by slaggy http://www.videowatchdog.com on September 22, 2011 at 8:09 AM · Report this
BEG 9
Dear god $85 for a tshirt that I make myself every now and then?

I admit, if it were $20 or so I might get it for the lulz...
Posted by BEG http://twitter.com/#!/browneyedgirl65 on September 22, 2011 at 8:14 AM · Report this
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MacCrocodile 11
@10 - Misuse of apostrophes is a mortal sin.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on September 22, 2011 at 8:23 AM · Report this
12
Aggressive christianity is redundant
Posted by shaneleopard on September 22, 2011 at 8:26 AM · Report this
ryanayr 13
@10 - Poor formatting is a sin. Jesus wept.

Also, I didn't realize there was a town named Japan in Alabama.
Posted by ryanayr on September 22, 2011 at 8:35 AM · Report this
14
grow up
Posted by Swearengen on September 22, 2011 at 8:45 AM · Report this
OutInBumF 15
@10- What happened to the "report" button on postings? SPAM ALERT!
Posted by OutInBumF on September 22, 2011 at 8:53 AM · Report this
16
Those t-shirts will be how you single out the douchebags from the rest.
Posted by suddenlyorcas on September 22, 2011 at 8:58 AM · Report this
rob! 17
Artisanal booklets! Who could resist? (For fuck's sake, why not "booklet's"? Or "judgment's"?)
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on September 22, 2011 at 9:07 AM · Report this
Mudkips 18
@10 Is there any way we could get a report button for spam and trolls?
Posted by Mudkips on September 22, 2011 at 9:08 AM · Report this
scary tyler moore 19
designed by Alexander WANG! heh heh...
Posted by scary tyler moore http://pushymcshove.blogspot.com/ on September 22, 2011 at 9:39 AM · Report this
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@10 "We also have booklets on the truth about Islam and homosexuality."

That sort of like the truth about leftists and Islam, right?

Man, if I had a nickle for every pro abortion, pro women's rights, gay, Muslim...
Posted by ScoutX on September 22, 2011 at 9:43 AM · Report this
More, I Say! 21
Oh for the love of god, enough with the "grow up" comments, please.
Posted by More, I Say! on September 22, 2011 at 9:50 AM · Report this
Mike in MO 22
I always thought a t-shirt with the google home page & "santorum" in the search box would be neat. Someone feel free to steal my (totally obvious) idea please.
Posted by Mike in MO on September 22, 2011 at 9:56 AM · Report this
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I'd love to see that t-shirt autographed by Santorum. Dan, would you pay $85 for it then?
Posted by anyes on September 22, 2011 at 11:24 AM · Report this
Rob in Baltimore 24
21, It's his thing, sad though it may be.

"Aw, let him have this one, Lise. After all, it's Ralph!"
Posted by Rob in Baltimore http://www.wishbookweb.com/ on September 22, 2011 at 11:28 AM · Report this
More, I Say! 25
Rob, I swear he's not the only one who does it. I hate it, no matter who says it.
Posted by More, I Say! on September 22, 2011 at 3:48 PM · Report this
rienoupas 26
I won't buy one of theirs, but I just might make my own!
Posted by rienoupas on September 22, 2011 at 5:14 PM · Report this

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