THEY JUST WANT A HAIRCUT.
(The part where the pit bull gets ahold of the guy on the counter's ankle is pretty much the beginning of my worst nightmare. Yes, it makes me a breed profiler, but every time a pit bull is walked past me on the street, I see its jaws and their proximity to my ankle and think about the horrible clamping...)
Via Joe Szilagyi via Boing Boing. Thanks, kind of, Joe.