Buy Hump! Tickets TOMORROW!

Comments

1
That seems like a lot for homemade porn. Is that the price in my hotel room?
2
How much are the fees if we're picking them up at Rudy's?
3
uh, $23...really?

$23 gets you a handy on Aurora...also, herpes but that's beside the point.
4
@3 - The herpes is included in the price of your ticket.
5
@4, to be clear, the chance to watch it being transmitted on the big screen is included with your Hump! ticket. I suppose some people may prefer the more direct experience offered by a clammy tug job behind the Jack in the Box on 85th.
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@5 - Yes, and some people prefer McDonald's coffee. The rest of us prefer a more refined method of getting herpes: the theatre.
7
Well, la-di-da. My nutsack's got caught on its share of lorgnettes too, you know.
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@2- Rudy's will be charging a $2 service fee per ticket. Total price will be $25.